My bullshit sense it tingling, Batman! Yeah, no. You're full-time, dumbass, the company actually pays some sort of attention to you, and you're only slightly less expendable than us part-timers.
Unless you're a store manager or, maybe, an assistant manager, you're utterly and totally expendable to corporate. If you become an inconvenience, you will be replaced.
Oh, and let's not forget how they'll fire your ass if you so much as consider unionization. Their training videos even try to pan unions as being soulless and evil, and never listening to "the little guy," while their "open door policy" makes sure everyone's heard. How far up my ass do you think my head is, Walton? Also, shiny mirror is blindingly well-polished.
As a citizen of Arkansas, I apologize to the peoples of the world, especially those of the third world whom Walmart exploits, for allowing Walmart to come into being. I may not have been alive at its founding, but the shame that comes with being born in its home state will always and forever be a black mark.
