So, recently, I overheard that Chuck Norris and his wife made a Political PSA.
Okay, I thought, lets hear it. Is he gonna rant at the ottoman and claim its Obama or something?
What happened was
EVEN BETTER. Oh...oh my God, Chuck Norris, you are not as relevant as you once were, and now you release...
thisSo, apparently, Obama being reelected will result in him taking off his skin suit, revealing it was Hitler the whole time, and then he'll recruit the most blond young men in the country and create his Thousand Year Reich on the back of whatever the hell he did to fake his death. Maybe Zombie Cyborg Vampire Nazis.
Because in a world like what Chuck thinks exists, that would be very plausible.