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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5745 on: August 07, 2017, 07:07:13 pm »
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« Reply #5746 on: August 07, 2017, 09:17:15 pm »
I have absolutely no fucking idea what the hell that is about, but I LOVE IT!

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« Reply #5747 on: August 09, 2017, 04:33:01 pm »


Conspiracy theorist as heck, but since the only labels they use are "FBI" uniforms, it's better than most of the political cartoons in the "Worst Cartoon" thread automatically.
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« Reply #5748 on: August 13, 2017, 08:14:17 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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« Reply #5749 on: August 24, 2017, 12:30:32 am »
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5750 on: August 24, 2017, 12:39:46 am »
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5751 on: August 24, 2017, 01:27:49 am »
Or maybe, here's a thought:

Listen to fucking experts and don't build the wall in the first place!
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« Reply #5752 on: August 24, 2017, 07:49:05 am »
Yeah but you see he can't do that because it was his biggest campaign promise, and he doesn't want to look like a moron despite tax payers not wanting to pay for this wall. It's pretty much his im gonna close guantanomo.

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« Reply #5753 on: August 24, 2017, 08:48:04 am »
He made like three promises with any kind of definition:

1) Hillary will be thrown in jail.

2) He will build "The Wall."

3) Mexico will pay for "The Wall."

All else was pretty vague "making America great again" or "bringing jobs back" kinds of things. So far he hasn't been able to do anything to Clinton for some weird reason (perhaps his aides have explained that he can't just throw someone in jail without a good reason) and Mexico refuses to pay so he is trying to at least appear like he is going to fulfill one of his promises.
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5754 on: August 24, 2017, 09:57:17 am »
He's not going to do anything to Hillary because he doesn't want to do something to Hillary.

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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5755 on: August 24, 2017, 02:05:52 pm »
He's not going to do anything to Hillary because he doesn't want to do something to Hillary.

Well, she is rich and white and he won the election over her. For The Orange Idiot that is enough to think she is an actual human being and not carry too much of a grudge. If he is told he can't follow up with the promise to "lock her up" he is not going to push the issue.

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« Reply #5756 on: August 24, 2017, 02:06:47 pm »
On the other hand, she's a woman.
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5757 on: August 24, 2017, 03:50:54 pm »
On the other hand, she's a woman.

Why is that a problem? I mean, most of his lovers are women.
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Re: Best Political Cartoons
« Reply #5758 on: August 24, 2017, 04:32:04 pm »
On the other hand, she's a woman.

Why is that a problem? I mean, most of his lovers are women.

Well, since he can't grab her pussy, he has to find some other way to fuck her without her permission.
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« Reply #5759 on: August 24, 2017, 05:58:22 pm »
Fair nuff.
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