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Catholic Church also hates its nun
« on: April 19, 2012, 12:05:37 pm »
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/04/vatican-orders-crackdown-on-us-nuns-you.html

The Catholic church intends to reprimand the 55000 nuns from the United State because they aren't harsh enough against homosexuality and same sex marriages and they fear if these nuns aren't harsh than people will begin to accept those things. It is partly sparked since one of their Bishop in Seattle refused to give out anti-equality petitions. Of course, Bill Donohue celebrates the attack on these nuns:

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 12:13:04 pm »
.....WHAT!?

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 01:30:58 pm »
...shit like this makes me want to burn the Vatican. I'd weep far more greatly at the loss of art and architecture than I would the loss of an organization of the most hateful people in the world.
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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 02:05:25 pm »
...shit like this makes me want to burn the Vatican. I'd weep far more greatly at the loss of art and architecture than I would the loss of an organization of the most hateful people in the world.
In order to preserve the historically important sites and buildings in Vatican I have an alternate suggestion:

I suggest that we stampede cattle through the vatican.
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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 02:52:13 pm »
The Catholic Church fears that Protestant fundies will surpass them in expressing hatred.
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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 02:57:07 pm »
Considering the average quote on FSTDT, they need not worry.
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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 04:52:17 pm »
I encourage this. Ratzinger is presiding quite nicely over the decline of th RCC and while I don't think he'll finish them off, they certainly are losing relevance through his hardline agenda.

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 04:57:20 pm »
Any second now, Ratzinger will transform into Snidely Whiplash.

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 06:32:26 pm »
I read:

The Catholic church intends to chase more and more sane people away from it's dying,   anachronistic racket until only gibbering, bitter old men remain:

Did I read that right?

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2012, 06:32:51 pm »
Any second now, Ratzinger will transform into Snidely Whiplash.

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2012, 06:50:25 pm »
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/04/vatican-orders-crackdown-on-us-nuns-you.html

The Catholic church intends to reprimand the 55000 nuns from the United State because they aren't harsh enough against homosexuality and same sex marriages and they fear if these nuns aren't harsh than people will begin to accept those things.

Of course they do.  They figure will pay more attention to that and less to priests spending 'spiritual time' with altar boys.
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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2012, 07:32:35 pm »
.....WHAT!?

Ironbite-Do these people not understand the message "Love thy neighbor as your"......oh dear god.

They do "Love thy neighbor as yourself". They just hate themselves.

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2012, 02:18:15 am »
.....WHAT!?

Ironbite-Do these people not understand the message "Love thy neighbor as your"......oh dear god.

They do "Love thy neighbor as yourself". They just hate themselves.
I think the part that scares me most is how accurate that is. Not to mention how it all makes sense now.

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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2012, 02:59:37 am »
Just wish they'd keep their self-loathing to themselves and not try to make everyone else just like them.


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Re: Catholic Church also hates its nun
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2012, 04:24:58 am »
Just wish they'd keep their self-loathing to themselves and not try to make everyone else just like them.
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