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FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« on: May 07, 2012, 05:02:07 pm »
but are long game and haven't been posted on this site.  People say stupid and scary things online.  A lot of it's forgetable, but there are two things I remember.

The first was an actual fundie.  My first impression was that it was just another run of the mill fire and brimstone preacher who made a website, but then he got into this prophecy conspiracy stuff.  This guy thought the jews were the anti Christ and had all these paranoid ramblings about how they were enemies of God.  He also made a jab at Martin Luther King, saying that what he did was good, but he was not a good person (I take it with a grain of salt). 

What I found most interesting was he was an ex universialist.  Universialists don't believe in eternal hellfire and believe that everyone will end up in heaven in the end.  It's a hopeful and peaceful faith, but this guy thought they were selfish and arrogant.  Yes, a faith offers hope for everyone is selfish and arrogant.   ::)  He said that the God who destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah is one he could actually respect and look up to, and believed that God would protect him and his family personally. He would go on fiery rants about people who get abortions, saying "the abortionist will weap and wail and gnash their teeth for all eternity" and "how dare they kill God's children!" "god is a god of love, but God is also an ANGRY GOD". 

Then there were his views on near death experiences.  Now, I don't know a whole lot about them (again, I take them with a grain of salt), but surely the "being of light" encountered isn't a Satanic deception trying to lead people to hell.  Well, that's what this clown thought (and a few others).  Because "God" wasn't a harsh judge who demanded repentance, he must have been a fake.   ::) 

Now the second one wasn't so much a fundie as it was a macho military asshole, but a recent post, reminded me of this.  Several years ago, there was a death involving one of those youth camps.  The pigs in charge were pretty rough with the kid even after he had passed out (recieving no medical attention despite a nurse being present).  Obviously, they did something wrong, but this one guy didn't think so.  Not only did he defend the pigs, he took offense to the fact that someone would dare criticize them.  After all, they were preparing him for war and war is tough.  When pointed out that no, this was just some behavioral camp, he still defended them, saying that they were doing their job.  After all, how are they going to tell between the "pussies" and the "real men" (he actually used those terms).  After that, I was blown away at how cruel people could be, then I started reading the posts on this site.   :'(
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 06:01:33 pm »
From some random dude who thinks science is evil (paraphrased, and no, it's not a poe... sadly): Science always contradicts itself, like when they say stars are bigger than the earth, but then they also talk about falling stars hitting us? So why aren't they destroying our planet if they're so much bigger?

He would have been perfect for RSTDT, too. He claimed that Asians are all perverts and sellouts, Caucasians are frequently know to fuck dogs, Jamaicans are "fake blacks" (whatever that means), Natives are dumb, drunken savages, dark-skinned blacks are "apes", light-skinned blacks half-breed freaks, etc. He pretty much hated everyone who wasn't a medium-skinned, African-descended, black Christian.

On the flip side of the coin, I once came across a white supremacist on Xanga who was freaking out over the fact that he and his equally racist fiancee had discovered that one of them (can't remember which) has a Jewish ancestor numerous generations back in their bloodline. He was asking for advice on whether or not the "Jew blood" was diluted enough for them to "morally" get married and have children together. His racist Xanga friends were split 50/50 on the issue, resulting in a flame war after one side accused the other of supporting "race mixing".
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 06:22:39 pm »
There was this one kid who was obviously struggling with his sexuality.  He tended to do a lot of preaching at his friends and stuff over issues he was dealing with.  I'm honestly kinda surprised they stuck with him.

It's been so long that I don't remember any exact quotes... I think he went by the name... Zachski?
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2012, 08:04:04 pm »
There was this one kid who was obviously struggling with his sexuality.  He tended to do a lot of preaching at his friends and stuff over issues he was dealing with.  I'm honestly kinda surprised they stuck with him.

It's been so long that I don't remember any exact quotes... I think he went by the name... Zachski?

ouch  :(

To be fair, I'm surprised some of the views I held as a teen didn't end up posted here.  I was quite the bigotted asshole. 

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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2012, 08:05:47 pm »
From some random dude who thinks science is evil (paraphrased, and no, it's not a poe... sadly): Science always contradicts itself, like when they say stars are bigger than the earth, but then they also talk about falling stars hitting us? So why aren't they destroying our planet if they're so much bigger?

He would have been perfect for RSTDT, too. He claimed that Asians are all perverts and sellouts, Caucasians are frequently know to fuck dogs, Jamaicans are "fake blacks" (whatever that means), Natives are dumb, drunken savages, dark-skinned blacks are "apes", light-skinned blacks half-breed freaks, etc. He pretty much hated everyone who wasn't a medium-skinned, African-descended, black Christian.

On the flip side of the coin, I once came across a white supremacist on Xanga who was freaking out over the fact that he and his equally racist fiancee had discovered that one of them (can't remember which) has a Jewish ancestor numerous generations back in their bloodline. He was asking for advice on whether or not the "Jew blood" was diluted enough for them to "morally" get married and have children together. His racist Xanga friends were split 50/50 on the issue, resulting in a flame war after one side accused the other of supporting "race mixing".

He sounds like such a charming fellow
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2012, 08:27:35 pm »
The one from RSTDT where a mod on a site admonished people for insulting Jews and told them to only insult black people. Because we have standards!

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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2012, 08:47:26 pm »
The one from RSTDT where a mod on a site admonished people for insulting Jews and told them to only insult black people. Because we have standards!

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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2012, 09:02:57 pm »
Oh God, I love that quote so much. It made it onto the TV Tropes page for FSTDT as an example of Even Evil Has Standards.

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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2012, 09:35:47 pm »
Does anyone remember that guy that was almost 30 and virgin and he was angry because he couldn't find any virgin women his age?

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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2012, 10:22:33 pm »
I remember one guy on YouTube once who was arguing that only white Christians were even physically CAPABLE of being good.  After people basically destroyed his arguments, flooded the comments with over 100 comments saying "white power".  I wish I could make that up.

Also, with actual FSTDT quotes, I quoted this one on Facebook once and had a lot of my friends in disbelief at the stupidity:
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2012, 11:13:31 pm »
There was once this Wikispace owned by only one guy. He was called Yarranos or something. He would write articles about how atheists are immoral and corrupt, and for some reason he kept referring to God as "Reptilian Unblinking Masisse Lizard" (or something like that) for reasons that are still unknown to me, or if it wasn't the lizard epithet then he called God a wizard or something. I can't find it anymore, so it probably got taken down, but it might have just been a normal fundie (!?) site edited to replace all the instances of "God" with the lizard epithet.
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2012, 12:10:19 am »
This isn't exactly a quote, but it's definitely fundie: When I was around 10 or 11, my friend, my brother and I wound up being dragged along to "play day" (aka "preach at vulnerable, young children day") a local church was having. At one point, they blew up a balloon, filled it with confetti, and popped it, then told us that this disproved the big bang because, "No universe forms when things explode! The confetti didn't turn into planets or stars!"

I remember thinking it was a bullshit argument, even back then.
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Re: FSTDT worthy quotes you remember...
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2012, 09:52:52 am »
I always liked he one about the mom who found gay porn in her son's room and was convinced he had a secret girlfriend who left it there.
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2012, 11:35:53 am »
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2012, 03:03:21 pm »
Wait, that was Carico, too? Damn, there is no bottom to the depths of that woman's fail.