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Offline Zygarde

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1470 on: April 14, 2017, 12:50:49 pm »
Eternal Youth, Eternal life is kinda boring, plus as you get older time goes faster so eventually life would just be a blur all things going as if their in fast motion.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1471 on: April 14, 2017, 03:11:37 pm »
125.




Why is work internet too slow to watch twitch on?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1472 on: April 14, 2017, 05:18:23 pm »
Because everyone else is also trying to watch Twitch.

Why does the Chat button on the top give a DNS error?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1473 on: April 14, 2017, 09:38:42 pm »
Because the old IRC that the chat button used to link to is no more, leaving us with a link to nowhere sitting at the top of the page.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1474 on: August 04, 2017, 04:03:17 am »
Get into a cussing match with him to test our fucking goddamn metal.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1475 on: August 04, 2017, 04:47:26 am »
Piss on a bear.


What the fuck, guys?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1476 on: August 04, 2017, 07:37:35 am »
Don't judge me. You'd have done the same.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1477 on: August 05, 2017, 02:50:23 am »
Because after a while your body gets used to drugs you keep putting in it and they stop having such a strong effect.

If you woke up tomorrow morning to find you now had the body of a fully grown Hatzegopteryx would you be happy or unhappy with the change?

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« Reply #1478 on: August 05, 2017, 03:06:23 am »
Honestly, I can't think of a single upside to such a scenario.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1479 on: August 07, 2017, 03:17:16 am »
If I became surrounded on all sides by the fundies who have now spread thanks to a zombie-like virus.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1480 on: August 07, 2017, 09:28:15 am »
Supercool

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1481 on: August 07, 2017, 03:41:42 pm »
He's the one who lives on Drury Lane right?  Owes me 10 muffins.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1482 on: September 03, 2017, 12:51:49 am »
It would be very not-painful, since it would probably be for global peace, prosperity, and immortality.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1483 on: September 03, 2017, 01:56:05 am »
It's not and it doesn't, you're just colourblind.

Why do Americans spell colour wrong?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #1484 on: September 03, 2017, 05:04:04 am »
Because unlike the British written language, the American written language has actually taken some steps to make words be spelled as they're typically pronounced, such as "color" which doesn't have a U sound in it at all (if it did, it would sound like "cuh-LOHR"), or "recognize" which our friends across the pond insist on spelling with an S even though there's no S sound there. It's linguistic evolution, and it's arguably the right thing to do.

When will we as English-speakers finally correct our ridiculous many ways of pronouncing the word suffix "-ough" in some manner?
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