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FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« on: December 13, 2013, 03:20:51 pm »
And according to Megyn Kelly that includes a white Santa and a white Jesus because, I mean, c'mon kids:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XYlJqf4dLI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XYlJqf4dLI</a>

I got nothin'.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 04:16:57 pm »
hey megyn you sure bout dat
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 04:26:54 pm »
The great thing about fictional entities like Jesus and Santa Claus is they can be any color you want them to be.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 04:33:42 pm »
Actually, Megyn, Santa & Jesus would be Turkish & Palestinian, respectively. You lose! Thanks for playing. Here's some Rice-A-Roni as a consolation prize!
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 04:50:29 pm »
well what they mean is the real saint nicholas and he was turkish
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2013, 12:18:48 am »
Quote from: SpukiKitty on December 13, 2013, 04:33:42 pm
Actually, Megyn, Santa & Jesus would be Turkish & Palestinian, respectively. You lose! Thanks for playing. Here's some Rice-A-Roni as a consolation prize!
* gyeonghwa eats the rice.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2013, 08:42:36 pm »
Now that yesterday's fully-digested meal has hit the rotating air cooling device, Meggy responded by doubling down & going for the "I was only jooooookkkking!" Defense.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/14/megyn-kelly-defends-santa-comments_n_4443619.html

Now, some of comedy's...and news media's....finest journalistic minds have tackled this whole mess!
JON STEWART: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/13/jon-stewart-megyn-kelly-s_n_4440054.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
STEPHEN COLBERT: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/13/jon-stewart-megyn-kelly-s_n_4440054.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2013, 09:26:48 pm »
I will now imagine Santa as stereotypically black as I can out of spite.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 09:33:14 pm »
*sigh*  Not at ALL surprised this was spawned from FOX.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 10:48:41 pm »
Okay, I could understand thinking Santa was White, but Jesus?

Are they serious?  I mean REALLY serious?
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 10:54:33 pm »
Quote from: I am lizard on December 14, 2013, 09:26:48 pm
I will now imagine Santa as stereotypically black as I can out of spite.

I'm going to a con, Holiday Matsuri, this whole 3-day weekend. Yesterday there was a black guy in a Santa suit. That's it. He was just black Santa.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 02:30:15 am »
Maybe Santa is a shapeshifter? That would also explain how he avoids getting stuck in chimneys.
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2013, 05:07:24 am »
"Just because something makes you unconfortable doesn't mean it has to change."

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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2013, 05:13:41 am »
Quote from: Random Guy on December 15, 2013, 02:30:15 am
Maybe Santa is a shapeshifter? That would also explain how he avoids getting stuck in chimneys.

...Actually, considering some of Santa is inspired by Odin from what I've read (and what I've read may not be actually correct so... grains of salt, people) and Odin was a shapeshifter then...
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Re: FOX News is Dreaming of a White Christmas
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2013, 05:34:25 am »
That reminds me... Sinterlkaas that gives some roots to the modern Santa Claus, has a... friend in blackface, Zwarte Piet.

So not only is Santa only supposed to be white, but he's racist and a slaver (depending on which origin story you read), too. Exactly like Fox News is. lmfao
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