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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2012, 05:34:08 pm »
Quote from: B-Man on February 08, 2012, 02:14:32 pm
Why is this thread limited to parents?  I think my sister told me once long ago that "gum was made of cow guts" or something crazy like that.  I'm not sure how much it "screwed me up," but it was a disturbing thought, regardless.

If I'm not mistaken, gum was originally made from whale blubber.
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2012, 05:41:08 pm »
A more subtle one: My mother tells me that as a very young child, I wouldn't eat broccoli until she told me they were like little green trees, after which I eagerly devoured them.

Now, here's the mindscrew: What the fuck did I have against trees as a four year old?
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2012, 09:59:54 pm »
I don't know but that's the only way to get kids to eat broccoli.

Ironbite-well that and cheese....god I love broccoli and cheese.
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2012, 10:29:56 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on February 13, 2012, 09:59:54 pm
I don't know but that's the only way to get kids to eat broccoli.

Ironbite-well that and cheese....god I love broccoli and cheese.

Or ranch.
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2012, 11:27:40 pm »
Quote from: one-shot on February 13, 2012, 05:34:08 pm
Quote from: B-Man on February 08, 2012, 02:14:32 pm
Why is this thread limited to parents?  I think my sister told me once long ago that "gum was made of cow guts" or something crazy like that.  I'm not sure how much it "screwed me up," but it was a disturbing thought, regardless.

If I'm not mistaken, gum was originally made from whale blubber.

Wax and resin were also used as early chewing gums.
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2012, 10:10:15 pm »
YOUR PARENTS ARE RETARDED!
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Re: What is one lie your parents told you as a child that completely screwed you up?
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2012, 01:52:10 am »
Quote from: ironbite on February 13, 2012, 09:59:54 pm
I don't know but that's the only way to get kids to eat broccoli.

Ironbite-well that and cheese....god I love broccoli and cheese.

I must be strange, then, because I absolutely LOVED Broccoli as a kid.

Still do, in fact.
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