Well, considering the choice - Newt "Your Friendly Neighbourhood Family Values Philanderer" Gingrich, Mitt "Kanye West's Ego Without the Talent or Blackness" Romney, Ron "Return the US to 1918 Settings Regardless of Whether It Makes Sense" Paul, and Captain Assfroth, Fighting for Lies, Injustice and the Way of the Crazies - it's sort of amazing that the other 80% aren't simply "not sure".