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Title: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Skybison on September 19, 2017, 12:04:58 am
Just wanted to make sure everyone knows, but on Saturday Planet X will collide with the Earth setting off the events fortold by the book of Revelations.  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/09/17/the-world-as-we-know-it-is-about-to-end-again-if-you-believe-this-biblical-doomsday-claim/?utm_term=.1adad4612f75

Just a heads up so you can get your affairs in order.

If you're wondering how we know:

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Meade’s prediction is based largely on verses and numerical codes in the Bible. He has homed in one number: 33.

“Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible],” Meade told The Washington Post. “It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two.”

And Sept. 23 is 33 days since the Aug. 21 total solar eclipse, which Meade believes is an omen.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2017, 12:22:18 am
Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Bob J. on September 19, 2017, 01:27:39 am
Just a heads up so you can get your affairs in order.

I see no reason to get my affairs in order. By Sunday morning all my heirs (and errors) will be gone.

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Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?

Sorry, I’m already going to a much more sedate gathering. Have fun and don’t worry about that morning-after hangover.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Cloud3514 on September 19, 2017, 02:26:43 am
Well, who's up for the obligatory doomsday orgy?

Well, if it's as good as the last one, you can count me in.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: KingOfRhye on September 19, 2017, 03:22:30 am
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Bob J. on September 19, 2017, 03:32:06 am
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?

"Drink up, the world's about to end." - Ford Prefect
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Art Vandelay on September 19, 2017, 04:06:34 am
Wait a minute.....33?

The beer Rolling Rock (which features the number 33 on its bottles for no definitively-answered reason) is the harbinger of the apocalypse?
What a shitload of fuck.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: niam2023 on September 19, 2017, 04:09:24 am
Ah well. Anyone down to fuck?
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: pyro on September 19, 2017, 03:49:03 pm
No.

I'll be ready to point and laugh the day after, though.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Dr. Weird on September 19, 2017, 04:58:11 pm
Because I frequently post this on doomsday predictions on the main page:

http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm

And since I think I should bring popcorn:

(https://i.imgur.com/Y7o5qyO.gif)
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: BobRumba on September 19, 2017, 06:08:44 pm
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/10/10090ccc4321cad9161f8aa1ac76616e0fa2fe8e71d532183021437ab3bc192a.jpg)
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on September 21, 2017, 02:19:42 am
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Bob J. on September 21, 2017, 02:34:15 am
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: RavynousHunter on September 21, 2017, 10:10:06 am
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?


Yes.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Skybison on September 25, 2017, 12:42:46 am
So if anyone's wondering why we are still alive, the guy who made the prediction backtracted it and said that Planet X only past us by, and will cause several weeks of Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Volcanoes etc.



Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Dr. Weird on September 25, 2017, 03:26:41 pm
So if anyone's wondering why we are still alive, the guy who made the prediction backtracted it and said that Planet X only past us by, and will cause several weeks of Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Volcanoes etc.

I'm just shocked, I tell you.  Shocked!  Can you see how shocked I am? ::)
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: pyro on September 25, 2017, 05:20:56 pm
A little behind schedule, aren't we?
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Lana Reverse on September 25, 2017, 05:47:55 pm
The end of the world/start of the crapture has been cancelled and Planet Nibiru wishes to apologize for the inconvenience caused by said cancellation. This was thought to be caused by an unexpected air traffic control strike beyond its powers and beyond our galaxy. Those wishing to claim compensation for changed plans, disappointment and expenses should address their claims to Mr. David Meade, whose contact information is unfortunately not known at the present time but who is believed to be hiding in a bunker, location unknown, made from thousands of his unsold books. Tin-hatters and conspiracy theorists will be given priority status in order to pay for the re-education and counselling they desperately require. The rest of the world should carry on as normal and await the next ridiculous prediction and the comments that follow.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: BobRumba on October 04, 2017, 09:22:46 am
Sorry, just seeing this now.

Did it end?  I was doing laundry.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: RavynousHunter on October 04, 2017, 10:03:19 am
The rum was temporarily gone, so my world almost ended.
Title: Re: The world will end on Saturday
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on October 05, 2017, 04:28:43 am
I've been through like 6 of these its nothing I can't handle.

Which - apocalypses or doomsday orgies?

What Ravy said