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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2012, 04:24:41 pm »
Nice! Flamingsaurous Rex, queen of the dinosaurs! With his fierce sarcasm and devastating prehistoric fashion statements, he would stomp around changing the sexual persuasion of all the other dinosaurs. 

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2012, 05:35:25 pm »
The source is Going Going who say "source unknown-possibly parody". I just found it entertaining.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2012, 07:09:56 pm »
So just thinking about gay sex isn't enough for them anymore, now it's gotta be yaoi furry.
And I guess that makes it harder to realize equality : Let T-Rex serve in the military openly. I guess they'll still have to disguise themselves as humans.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2012, 12:03:41 am »
Let T-Rex serve in the military openly. I guess they'll still have to disguise themselves as humans.

That actually sounds pretty awesome. Also sig'd.

EDIT: Just remembered something. The artwork shown above was actually used as the basis for a museum exhibit in Spain.



Even better: There's a hypothesis that there are two distictive "morphs" of Tyrannosaurus rex in the fossil record that represent the two sexes. I recognize both specimens in the museum display, and (probably unintentionally on the museum's part) they're both male.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2012, 04:22:18 am »
So it wasn't just white swans that these particular T-Rexes were riding?  :o

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2012, 09:50:36 am »
You guys, two words:

Homosex Rex.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2012, 02:33:07 pm »
You guys, two words:

Homosex Rex.

You win, thread over.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2012, 04:56:56 pm »
*Looks at the fact that T-rex probably had feathers.*

This stuff will make you a god-damned homosexual tyrannosaurus.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2012, 06:34:38 pm »
*Looks at the fact that T-rex probably had feathers.*

This stuff will make you a god-damned homosexual tyrannosaurus.

I bet those feathers looked fabulous.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2012, 07:05:32 pm »
I will commit a hate crime on all of you.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2012, 10:02:08 am »
I will commit a hate crime on all of you.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2012, 03:47:57 pm »
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2012, 06:32:28 pm »
Sweet Luna, I adore XKCD for stuff like that.
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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2012, 02:04:19 pm »
Oh my god. My first thought was "Where did they find the text files I have on my hard drive???" I actually write fantasy/sci-fi about a species of sapient dinosaur that are pretty much gigantic flaming queens... They're actually cyborg hermaphroditic dinosaurs. They're called the Shekki. Check 'em out in a few years when this stuff actually gets out there in words and things. Chronicles of Nerthus. /plug

But yeah. The Gay exists all over the animal kingdom. Why not dinosaurs too? They've got built in feather boas.

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Re: Teh gey killed T Rex
« Reply #29 on: October 10, 2012, 09:53:21 pm »
If that's real, then bloody fuck. 'Grasping at straws' doesn't even cover it.
It it's not, then whatever, it's still funny.
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