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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 09:53:29 pm »
There was a commercial for a board game?

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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 09:56:20 pm »
This is the only board game commercial that matters.

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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 10:05:32 pm »
This is the only board game commercial that matters.

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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 07:46:50 pm »
Ah, the extreme 90s produced some silly stuff.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 08:20:55 pm »
Ah, the Xtreme 90s produced some silly stuff.

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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2013, 02:42:21 am »
So I have to ask.  If "Zynga is dying" as the OP states, why the hell am I seeing Zynga merchandise tie-ins at my local store?  Or did Hasbro just like...absorb Zynga like a festering ooze or something?  What's the deal, man?  This thread is about 3 months old at this point and Zynga is - or at least many of their intellectual properties are - clearly still around.
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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2013, 03:21:05 am »
http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/12/technology/social/zynga-gambling-glu/?source=cnn_bin

More recent news on Zynga, just a few days old. They got into online gambling, which has been their savior.
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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2013, 01:32:34 am »
http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/12/technology/social/zynga-gambling-glu/?source=cnn_bin

More recent news on Zynga, just a few days old. They got into online gambling, which has been their savior.

Fascinating.  The company's evolving.  So did they sell some of the "waning" properties to Hasbro or what?

Also, I'd like to point out something.  Nintendo used to be a card company.  Unless you're a dedicated video game nerd or history buff, you probably wouldn't know that.
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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2013, 01:41:17 am »
http://money.cnn.com/2013/03/12/technology/social/zynga-gambling-glu/?source=cnn_bin

More recent news on Zynga, just a few days old. They got into online gambling, which has been their savior.

Fascinating.  The company's evolving.  So did they sell some of the "waning" properties to Hasbro or what?

Possibly. They're a big proponent of legalizing online gambling in the US, though that'll increase competition since they would no longer need to work overseas.
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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2013, 03:42:13 am »
Also, I'd like to point out something.  Nintendo used to be a card company.  Unless you're a dedicated video game nerd or history buff, you probably wouldn't know that.

I knew that! They used to produce hanafuda cards, and as a nod to that, you can pick up a set of Mario-themed hanafuda cards as a Club Nintendo reward.

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Re: Zynga is dying and nothing of value will be lost.
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2013, 06:39:15 am »
Ah, the Xtreme 90s produced some silly stuff.

Fixed.

Yeah, let's get this right, people:

Extreme: a highest degree or furthest point from moderation.
Xtreme: totally radical.
XXXTreme: porn parody of the HBO series.

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