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Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 16, 2018, 10:26:11 pm »

Oh dear fuck, I had no idea my university was populated with so many complete fucking retards.  Someone mass-mailed about a thousand people with some spam and OH MY FUCKING GOD my fucking inbox almost literally EXPLODED.  As of this writing, I got nearly FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING EMAILS from a gaggle of syphilitic gibbons spewing a combination of idiotic bullshit and dead memes within a single hour.  Because nobody knows how email works and just keep hitting "reply all."  To a spam email.  If I wanted this insane a volume of concentrated failure, I'd go to 4chan.

TL;DR: Several hundred people went full retard on a spam email.  My inbox cries.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: January 12, 2018, 05:05:45 pm »

So I finally deadlift my body weight and some other guy butts in on what should have been my moment of glory and says I didn't do it the way he thinks proper form is, and thus abnegating my work thus far. Says I was taught wrong and he knows "better form".

This is yet another person who out of nowhere decided to incite bitterness in me. I hate him beyond all reason.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:34:38 pm »

No.  Hardest drug I've taken was Nyquil.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 09, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »

Hmm...'bite, you done any Ambien recently?
Posted by: Sleepy
« on: January 09, 2018, 05:14:03 pm »

Well, I've heard of sleepwalking getting pretty wild.
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 09, 2018, 03:13:38 pm »

Not that I'm aware of.
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 08, 2018, 08:54:53 pm »

.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?

I dunno, did you shit in my mailbox or something?
Posted by: SomeApe
« on: January 08, 2018, 07:14:49 am »

People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.

Yeah, right?
My neighbour yesterday:
"People can't just get smarter and smarter or one day everybody is a professor and there are no more workers. So the government has an interest in keeping people dumb."

I just managed to hold my tongue and not say: "Then I suppose they started with you."
Posted by: ironbite
« on: January 07, 2018, 06:17:03 pm »

.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: January 07, 2018, 04:32:19 pm »

How much mucus can one body produce?  I swear, I've expectorated half my body weight in snot in the past week.  A cold is a GREAT way to spend one's first week as an engaged person.  Aaaaaand fiancee is sick, too, because much like old Christmas lights going out, if one gets sick, everyone gets sick.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Posted by: Askold
« on: January 01, 2018, 01:34:42 pm »

People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.
Posted by: niam2023
« on: December 26, 2017, 08:32:22 pm »

I would've said several things I'd heard about the Trump Supporting woman - such as hearing she fucks horses and grinds up puppies to eat, and if pressed for how I know this, I'd say "I don't have any proof or evidence for this, it is just something I heard you do."

Maybe work in a take that at pizzagate such as alleging she eats pizza made of human flesh or something.

Edit: And my stepdad is being as usual a useless drunk fat idiot.

He just sits around getting even fatter every day - honestly I hope I never marry with "my heart". Marrying with your wallet is marrying with your brain.

I'd shack up with Ivanka if it meant I could live the high life.
Posted by: dpareja
« on: December 26, 2017, 05:05:25 pm »

My AV was giving me contradictory statements about whether it was really working, and eventually I had to reboot. Urgh.
Posted by: Veras
« on: December 26, 2017, 12:24:26 pm »

Annoy isn't the right word, but here we go...

I was talking about race issues with some coworkers.  We work at a public high school in Indianapolis, but our program draws students from 10 other nearby schools, most of which are suburban or rural.  It doesn't seem to have been been much of a problem at our school - the student body is pretty diverse (38% Black, 37% White, 19% Hispanic) - but minority students from the other, Whiter schools have complained about increasing open racial hostility since Trump was elected.  One of the people in the conversation, an older, Trump-supporting woman, said the following:

"I always try to be color blind, and I just can't believe how bad race issues are out here.  I grew up in New Jersey, and there were a ton of different races there, and everybody just got along except for the Jews, because they were just so high and mighty and thought that they were so much better than everybody else.  But racism cuts both ways.  I used to love Oprah until I found out how racist she was, and I've heard that the Obamas are really anti-white too [Makes eye contact with me and realizes that she is about to have to defend that statement].  I don't really have anything to base it on, and I've never seen any evidence that it's true, but I've heard it somewhere."

It's cool that she can see the Jews through her colorblind glasses.  I also wonder what other major social issues that she is proud to be blind to.  Finally, in retrospect, I wish that I had asserted that Trump drowns kittens for fun, since simply hearing something apparently exceeds her required burden of proof for believing defamatory statements.
Posted by: dpareja
« on: December 22, 2017, 03:13:37 pm »

Nobody tell them that Hillary didn't win.  Nobody.

Ironbite-cause this is hilarious.

They spent so much time developing talking points to attack President Hillary Clinton that they're flailing about helpless now. I think Hannity even said "President Clinton" on air once... and he wasn't talking about events of two decades ago.