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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10635 on: December 21, 2017, 01:40:53 pm »
Did you know that yesterday Sean Hannity tweeted some poll to show that Hillary Clinton is doing really badly in popularity polls?

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/943535605501382657

...No one on Earth wants Hillary to be POTUS as badly as the Fox employees. They just can't cope without her.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10636 on: December 22, 2017, 08:43:32 am »
Nobody tell them that Hillary didn't win.  Nobody.

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« Reply #10637 on: December 22, 2017, 03:13:37 pm »
Nobody tell them that Hillary didn't win.  Nobody.

Ironbite-cause this is hilarious.

They spent so much time developing talking points to attack President Hillary Clinton that they're flailing about helpless now. I think Hannity even said "President Clinton" on air once... and he wasn't talking about events of two decades ago.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10638 on: December 26, 2017, 12:24:26 pm »
Annoy isn't the right word, but here we go...

I was talking about race issues with some coworkers.  We work at a public high school in Indianapolis, but our program draws students from 10 other nearby schools, most of which are suburban or rural.  It doesn't seem to have been been much of a problem at our school - the student body is pretty diverse (38% Black, 37% White, 19% Hispanic) - but minority students from the other, Whiter schools have complained about increasing open racial hostility since Trump was elected.  One of the people in the conversation, an older, Trump-supporting woman, said the following:

"I always try to be color blind, and I just can't believe how bad race issues are out here.  I grew up in New Jersey, and there were a ton of different races there, and everybody just got along except for the Jews, because they were just so high and mighty and thought that they were so much better than everybody else.  But racism cuts both ways.  I used to love Oprah until I found out how racist she was, and I've heard that the Obamas are really anti-white too [Makes eye contact with me and realizes that she is about to have to defend that statement].  I don't really have anything to base it on, and I've never seen any evidence that it's true, but I've heard it somewhere."

It's cool that she can see the Jews through her colorblind glasses.  I also wonder what other major social issues that she is proud to be blind to.  Finally, in retrospect, I wish that I had asserted that Trump drowns kittens for fun, since simply hearing something apparently exceeds her required burden of proof for believing defamatory statements.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10639 on: December 26, 2017, 05:05:25 pm »
My AV was giving me contradictory statements about whether it was really working, and eventually I had to reboot. Urgh.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10640 on: December 26, 2017, 08:32:22 pm »
I would've said several things I'd heard about the Trump Supporting woman - such as hearing she fucks horses and grinds up puppies to eat, and if pressed for how I know this, I'd say "I don't have any proof or evidence for this, it is just something I heard you do."

Maybe work in a take that at pizzagate such as alleging she eats pizza made of human flesh or something.

Edit: And my stepdad is being as usual a useless drunk fat idiot.

He just sits around getting even fatter every day - honestly I hope I never marry with "my heart". Marrying with your wallet is marrying with your brain.

I'd shack up with Ivanka if it meant I could live the high life.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10641 on: January 01, 2018, 01:34:42 pm »
People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10642 on: January 07, 2018, 04:32:19 pm »
How much mucus can one body produce?  I swear, I've expectorated half my body weight in snot in the past week.  A cold is a GREAT way to spend one's first week as an engaged person.  Aaaaaand fiancee is sick, too, because much like old Christmas lights going out, if one gets sick, everyone gets sick.  Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10643 on: January 07, 2018, 06:17:03 pm »
.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10644 on: January 08, 2018, 07:14:49 am »
People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.

Yeah, right?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10645 on: January 08, 2018, 08:54:53 pm »
.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?

I dunno, did you shit in my mailbox or something?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10646 on: January 09, 2018, 03:13:38 pm »
Not that I'm aware of.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10647 on: January 09, 2018, 05:14:03 pm »
Well, I've heard of sleepwalking getting pretty wild.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10648 on: January 09, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »
Hmm...'bite, you done any Ambien recently?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10649 on: January 09, 2018, 06:34:38 pm »
No.  Hardest drug I've taken was Nyquil.