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Offline SomeApe

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10650 on: January 08, 2018, 07:14:49 am »
People are idiots.

Including some of my friends.

Yeah, right?
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I just managed to hold my tongue and not say: "Then I suppose they started with you."
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10651 on: January 08, 2018, 08:54:53 pm »
.....but I'm not sleeping with either of you so how'd you get my cold?

I dunno, did you shit in my mailbox or something?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10652 on: January 09, 2018, 03:13:38 pm »
Not that I'm aware of.

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« Reply #10653 on: January 09, 2018, 05:14:03 pm »
Well, I've heard of sleepwalking getting pretty wild.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #10654 on: January 09, 2018, 05:45:39 pm »
Hmm...'bite, you done any Ambien recently?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10655 on: January 09, 2018, 06:34:38 pm »
No.  Hardest drug I've taken was Nyquil.

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« Reply #10656 on: January 12, 2018, 05:05:45 pm »
So I finally deadlift my body weight and some other guy butts in on what should have been my moment of glory and says I didn't do it the way he thinks proper form is, and thus abnegating my work thus far. Says I was taught wrong and he knows "better form".

This is yet another person who out of nowhere decided to incite bitterness in me. I hate him beyond all reason.
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« Reply #10657 on: January 16, 2018, 10:26:11 pm »
Oh dear fuck, I had no idea my university was populated with so many complete fucking retards.  Someone mass-mailed about a thousand people with some spam and OH MY FUCKING GOD my fucking inbox almost literally EXPLODED.  As of this writing, I got nearly FIVE HUNDRED FUCKING EMAILS from a gaggle of syphilitic gibbons spewing a combination of idiotic bullshit and dead memes within a single hour.  Because nobody knows how email works and just keep hitting "reply all."  To a spam email.  If I wanted this insane a volume of concentrated failure, I'd go to 4chan.

TL;DR: Several hundred people went full retard on a spam email.  My inbox cries.
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