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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10755 on: April 15, 2020, 09:37:41 am »
Do they deliver to Virginia?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10756 on: April 16, 2020, 01:47:58 am »
I think just Australia wide Ravy. You should just google Habitation St Etienne (HSV) Rhum, I am sure you would be able to get it delivered in virginia. It is some crazy stuff

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« Reply #10757 on: April 16, 2020, 09:14:56 am »
I'll have to keep that in mind.  Always up for new rum!
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« Reply #10758 on: May 15, 2020, 01:29:09 am »
So this co-worker of mine...

Okay he was hired recently right before the lockdowns started.  Decent enough guy, does his job well and we have a good time working together telling each other nerd jokes.  But today I told him a joke mocking conspiracy theorists, he got offended I asked why and...

Turns out he's a Sandy Hook Truther.  Thinks nobody died and the parents faked their kids deaths for money.  When I asked if this was a plot to take away our guns why the government didn't do that he got mad and started insulting me saying I was a brainwashed moron too stupid to understand obvious facts.

I have to work with this guy a lot for my job and I am not looking forward to it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10759 on: May 15, 2020, 03:05:49 am »
Keep mocking him. Ask him who's behind it, and come up with more ridiculous secret masterminds. Poke holes in all his "logic", such as asking how it is that you're the brainwashed one when you're the one critically thinking and refuting the outstanding claims being made by him. Really try and get under his skin.

Find out if he's Q-Anon and then mock Q if he is.

After one exposure to me, the resident Q-Anon kooks at my job have learned one thing - never discuss Q and the conspiracies around little old me ever again.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10760 on: September 03, 2020, 12:33:20 pm »
I've been removing dozens of attempted spam posts to the forum the last few days. Most of it is so weird gibberish of random words that I have no idea what it is on about but lately I have seen Hydrochloro-whatever ads.

I guess snake oil to cure Covid has now become a competitor to the "pills that make your dick grow" in the top 10 most popular spam content. (Porn/sex related spam is still comfortably holding number one position.)
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10761 on: September 10, 2020, 02:01:18 am »
I've been removing dozens of attempted spam posts to the forum the last few days. Most of it is so weird gibberish of random words that I have no idea what it is on about but lately I have seen Hydrochloro-whatever ads.

I guess snake oil to cure Covid has now become a competitor to the "pills that make your dick grow" in the top 10 most popular spam content. (Porn/sex related spam is still comfortably holding number one position.)

is it spam ads for that hydroxycloqoquine or is it even dumber like injected sunlight like Trump was on about a few months ago?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10762 on: September 10, 2020, 02:29:38 am »
That Hydro-thingy is the most common "cure" offered. Spellings vary and if the link actually leads to sales of something I seriously doubt it even is the thing but thanks to Trump going hogwild with it, it is what gullible morons want.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10763 on: September 27, 2020, 02:06:45 am »
Today I have destroyed nearly twenty messages from porn spambots. Each one advertising different genres of porn. My favourite was "Chicago ex-girlfriend" genre. Not to be confused with exes from any other major city.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10764 on: September 27, 2020, 01:30:15 pm »
I'm really more of a Seattle Ex-Girlfriend kind of guy. Get with that spam-bots!
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10765 on: October 21, 2020, 11:47:20 am »
Job interview went on way longer than it was supposed to (team interview so I don't take it as a sign that they were interested in me especially.)

Most of the things about the job seemed great, so I doubt I'm going to get it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10766 on: January 29, 2021, 02:35:15 pm »
You know what pisses me right off?  I use nitrile gloves sometimes for cooking and cleaning to keep shit sanitary.  I also have larger than average man-hands.  When I order a box of extra large gloves, I expect extra motherfucking large.  I do no expect a large, a medium, and god help you if you send me a fucking small.

On an unrelated note, I'm now the proud owner of a box of a hundred worthless gloves into which I'm not even sure I can squeeze my fat ass hands.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10767 on: September 17, 2021, 01:17:25 am »
a) Today is going to be a busy day, but it started with me and my wife washing a shitty cat. Now both my hands are bleeding so much that I have to use bandaids.

b) The shitty cat messed our bed as well.


c) Among the 8 pages of spam that I deleted here, there were a bunch of Ivermectin and Bitcoin adds. Buying either from a shady online source is likely to ruin you.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #10768 on: October 14, 2021, 12:12:23 am »
I mean, it doesn't even have to be from a shady online source for Ivermectin and Bitcoin to ruin you, so....
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