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Stand up straight and pretend you’re going for it in worship, and extend your arms in the air to God. Is this exposing a lot of belly? Bellies are very intoxicating, and we need to save that for our husband!

Just... read it. It gets better. Also, I can't help associating these people with Peter Pettigrew.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2012, 12:20:06 pm »
From today's "Secret"

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We need to make sure we know the truth of God's Word, or we can be easily tripped up by all the lies floating around us. Like, if you don't know the truth about the creation of the world in the book of Genesis, you might be tempted to believe it was made from a big explosion millions and millions of years ago.

When we're told to put on the belt of truth, the Bible is really telling us that we need to know the truth of God so that when times of battle come, we'll be ready to fight!

Wow, this is hillarious! And yet, incredibly depressing.


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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2012, 12:59:23 pm »
Can we finally cut out the middle man here and say that Christianity's run by a bunch of pedophiles?
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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 01:35:16 pm »
Bellies ARE intoxicating, although I prefer them to be a little older.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2012, 02:02:02 pm »
So I guess bellies are the new alcohol.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2012, 02:11:34 pm »
Nah, marijuana. Bellies are the gateway drug to SEX.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2012, 02:23:18 pm »
And we all know that sex leads to dancing and holding hands.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2012, 03:06:19 pm »
And we all know that sex leads to dancing and holding hands.
Man, I LOVE dancing and holding hands! Wait, sex comes first? I've been getting ripped off!

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2012, 11:16:39 am »
As have I!

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2012, 12:02:34 pm »
Frankly,  I don't think SCG really thinks that most people are going to be sexually attracted to children.

This seems to be more of a way to make (their idea of) modest dress a habit before the girls grow up, as well as a response to the oversexualization of female clothing at younger and younger ages.
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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2012, 12:08:05 pm »
Frankly,  I don't think SCG really thinks that most people are going to be sexually attracted to children.

This seems to be more of a way to make (their idea of) modest dress a habit before the girls grow up, as well as a response to the oversexualization of female clothing at younger and younger ages.

But the way they push religion into it is just so annoying.

And why just girls? I mean, it's worse for them, but it's still sexist to just state standards for them.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2012, 01:18:08 pm »
Once again, it's never 100% the fault of the rapist for the rape. They're never the one who simply decided they wanted to take something, by force. They were always "lured" in.

Rape existed when women wore full-cover, it exists in the no-skin at all Middle East, and it will continue as long as allowances are made for sexual predators.

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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2012, 07:12:25 pm »
I can’t say I ever found the belly “intoxicating,” whatever the age of the female.
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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2012, 07:25:37 pm »
I thought the function of the belly is to delay food's progress to your ass.
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Re: Bellies Are Intoxicating (And Other WTFery from SecretKeeperGirl)
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2012, 07:36:38 pm »
I'm also pretty sure that one shouldn't describe bellies as "intoxicating" to people who have "future cleavage."