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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2015, 09:45:29 am »
Satan's that big?!?
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2015, 06:01:38 pm »
I know you're not into dudes and all but there are some guys who are just...that big.

Ironbite-Satan is one of them.

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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2015, 06:41:33 pm »
I've seen some funny ones. For example:

"Free trip to heaven! Details inside!"
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2015, 09:58:22 pm »
I know you're not into dudes and all but there are some guys who are just...that big.

Ironbite-Satan is one of them.

Reminds me of a comic I read where an especially top-heavy werewolf female ran into a fast food joint and basically acted like a puppy when offered hamburgers. One of the female workers approached to touch her breasts, telling her coworkers, "It's not lezzy once they get to a certain size!"
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2015, 10:11:52 pm »
Pics or gtfo.
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2015, 10:31:06 pm »
Pics or gtfo.

It's from the webcomic 'Peter Is The Wolf' (the adult variant).

The quote, in specific, is "If the tits are over E'sies, it's not gay to give them squeezies"


... Frankly, even with the artist and writer both being into the small side of hyper, and breast expansion, the comic's pretty damned good, and is incredibly entertaining.  You just basically get 'bonus material' on the adult side, whereas the clean version might take either a different slant on the same scene, or replace it with the comic version of 'and now for something different'.
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2015, 10:31:18 pm »
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Re: Funny/Stupid/Scary/WTF church signs.
« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2015, 10:59:07 pm »
that's the one.
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