Butthurt Republicans & Rightwingers Thread

[Thejebusfire]

You’re under the impression I give a fuck about you NE staters, I don’t. I have relatives as stupid as you, voting Demotard since Christ was a Corporal and they’re just as dumb as you. The NE states, have been parasites since the 80′s and you’re parasites now. Enjoy your free shit asswipe because it will run out soon and may you end up like Detroit.
 
BTW, secession is a growing theme in this nation because we 53%ers are sick of you parasitic 47%ers. -Gunny G

I don't think this person understands what happened to Detroit.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

Mod's asleep, post Obama.

[Radiation]

Thought that you might enjoy this very butthurt right winger from Youtube. She seems to be quite mad. I have to warn you it is 24 mins long though it is quite hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw&list=PLU-dNsxVL4kghy6uGV2rwc18t_rKXnn9g&feature=g-all-a

Edited, apparently she doesn't allow embedding.

[Alehksunos]

Yesterday morning (where I am), I've read one of my mother's Facebook notifications and one of the posts reads "Well, this is a huge let-down" or something like that.

A huge let-down? Really? I mean two anti-choice/anti-women rape-apologists (Todd Akin of Missouri and Richard Mourdock of Indiana, also a Tea-Party favorite) got crushed, a victory for the first openly gay senator (Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin), two states have legalized gay marriage in the first election to offer a such ballot, and the Republican "Neoconservative" Party lost influence, making anything Obama tries to pass to the house more successful and any unconstitutional bills are more likely to be defeated. The only thing I'm pissed off about (local matters, keep in mind) is the victory of Ted Cruz. Words cannot describe how much I hate him. As a favorite with the Tea Party, he's definitely a Teabagger extraordinaire and I hope the rest of the House scoff at any proposals he makes up (i.e. disestablish taxation, the IRS, the Board of Education, Medicare, Planned Parenthood, etc.).

Ted Cruz, would you kindly, fuck off and move to your new home:

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(He probably wouldn't be okay with the "No gods and kings, only man" banners, and the fact that abortions are legal.)

[FirsthandTuna]

Thought that you might enjoy this very butthurt right winger from Youtube. She seems to be quite mad. I have to warn you it is 24 mins long though it is quite hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw&list=PLU-dNsxVL4kghy6uGV2rwc18t_rKXnn9g&feature=g-all-a

Edited, apparently she doesn't allow embedding.

Wow, that was hilarious. "You want to call me unhinged? I am!"

EDIT: Also, inviting people to find her address so they can come over so she can kill them while being too much of a coward to show her face on a youtube video.

[tempus]

...Unfriend every known Democrat on your Facebook page and disown any family members who voted Democrat.  At least according to Randroid Eric Dondero:

Express your hatred, shame, and outright disgust with anyone you know who voted Democrat. However, for me, I'm choosing another rather unique path; a personal boycott, if you will. Starting early this morning, I am going to un-friend every single individual on Facebook who voted for Obama, or I even suspect may have Democrat leanings. I will do the same in person. All family and friends, even close family and friends, who I know to be Democrats are hereby dead to me. I vow never to speak to them again for the rest of my life, or have any communications with them. They are in short, the enemies of liberty. They deserve nothing less than hatred and utter contempt

I strongly urge all other libertarians to do the same. Are you married
to someone who voted for Obama, have a girlfriend who voted 'O'.
Divorce them. Break up with them without haste. Vow not to attend
family functions, Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas for example, if there
will be any family members in attendance who are Democrats.

Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers
who voted for Obama. Simply don't talk to them in the workplace, unless
your boss instructs you too for work-related only purposes. Have
clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to
take their business elsewhere's.

Have a neighbor who votes for Obama? You could take a crap on their lawn. Then again, probably not a good idea since it would be technically illegal to do this. But you could have your dog take care of business. Not your fault if he just happens to choose that particular spot.

And start your boycott of your Democrat friends and family today. Like this morning. First thing you can do, very easy, is to un-friend all Democrats from your Facebook account.

Whiny bitch much?

[largeham]

I don't like Obama, but anyway:
Deal with it 

[Sylvana]

I cant help but feel this person is inconveniencing themselves more than anyone else.
Then again if they are this rabidly against Obama they probable only have republican friends to begin with so I doubt they will end up boycotting many people they know.

I know politics is important, but to become this obsessed over it is pretty pathetic. When politics rules your social life you officially have no personality.

[Art Vandelay]

Do you work for someone who voted for Obama? Quit your job. Co-workers
who voted for Obama. Simply don't talk to them in the workplace, unless
your boss instructs you too for work-related only purposes. Have
clients who voted Democrat? Call them up this morning and tell them to
take their business elsewhere's.

I always thought one of the biggest problems the neo-cons had with Obama was that he "destroys jobs". Interesting that they're willing to sabotage their own jobs as a form of impotent protest.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

Is this guy for real?

[tempus]

And another hit in our schadenfreude parade:  shellymicAB would like her subscribers to know she blames each and every one of them for the Obama victory:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw</a>

Edit:  Hell, post more here if you find 'em.

[Lt. Fred]

When I'm at the Wal-mart or grocery story I typically pay with my debit card. On the pad it comes up, "EBT, Debit, Credit, Cash." I make it a point to say loudly to the check-out clerk, "EBT, what is that for?" She inevitably says, "it's government assistance." I respond, "Oh, you mean welfare? Great. I work for a living. I'm paying for my food with my own hard-earned dollars. And other people get their food for free." And I look around with disgust, making sure others in line have heard me.

Is this guy for real?

He also refuses to go to hospitals that serve Medicare patients. And, of course, he never uses the disgusting government welfare program called the internet.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

shellymicAB's video is the funniest thing I've listened to all day.

[syaoranvee]

She sounds like she was close to a heart attack.

After listening to the entire thing, she does make a valid rant by the end about how the birthers and 'obamas a muslim!!1' lot in their camp are a bunch of morons that hurt their cause. 

[Søren]

And another hit in our schadenfreude parade:  shellymicAB would like her subscribers to know she blames each and every one of them for the Obama victory:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw</a>

Edit:  Hell, post more here if you find 'em.

Holy....crap. She sounds like a charmer.

"I'll give you my FUCKING address, better yet, google my GODDAMN name, find it out for yourself and SHOW UP ANNOUNCED. Ill be happy to FUCKING greet you at my door, I'll be happy to find you in my bedroom in the middle of the night you assholes. COME ON OVER, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND I'LL ENJOY IT YOU GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS."

I'm so tempted to type out this entire thing, because I'm just pissing myself laughing listening to the huge...huge...HUGE amounts of butthurt