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Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« on: January 15, 2013, 06:21:17 am »
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Does this prove Trump thinks humans and monkeys can breed?

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 06:41:21 am »
Trump has sued people over mentioning the fact he defaulted on their deals and ran away from any possible penalties.

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 07:15:48 am »
Because being rich allows you to waste a courts time with all the lawyers you can afford!  ::)

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 07:58:36 am »
Is the title question rhetorical?
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 08:12:31 am »
I am confused, was the challenge to prove that trump is indeed human or the spawn of an orangutang?

Similarly based on why Maher presented that challenge, it was because Trump refused to accept Obamas birth certificate as real, hence wont Maher be able to argue against the certificate Trump provided as well?

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 08:13:54 am »
Thought 1: Can we get Arpaio to do a printout on his bubble jet and prove this one's a forgery too?

Thought 2: If it's legit, and Trump is not half Orang-Utan, WTF's his excuse now? You could cut him some slack when you weren't sure if he was a card carrying member of homo sapien sapiens. Now he's got more huff and bluster than a menstruating baboons anus, but no genetic fallback - nature 0, nurture -1000.

Thought 3: Someone should offer Trump a bajillion googol-dollars and an ass-clown gold merit badge if he and he alone can prove that contrary to fact, the word gullible is indeed in the dictionary. We all know it isn't. Its a made up shibboleth to dupe rubes.

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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 08:27:41 am »
Thought 4: At 1:55, the FOX news clarification.
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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 08:42:28 am »
Oh please, everyone knows that birth certificate was a forgery. I want to see the long-form!

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 09:44:04 am »
He did release long form actually

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 10:32:40 am »
He did release long form actually

Oh please, everyone knows that the long form was a fake. I want to see the real birth certificate. You know, the one that proves that he is a secret-muslim-commie-atheist-jew-alien-nazi-infiltrator.
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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 11:19:55 am »
He did release long form actually

Oh please, everyone knows that the long form was a fake. I want to see the real birth certificate. You know, the one that proves that he is a secret-muslim-commie-atheist-jew-alien-nazi-infiltrator.
This.

I mean, if you take a look at it, you can tell it's totally a Photoshop. Trump was the result of an interspecies copulation!

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2013, 11:59:02 am »
Wait what did Bill Maher do?

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 02:46:21 pm »
Bill joked with Jay Leno that he'd give Trump $5 million if Trump could prove his father wasn't an orangutan.

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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2013, 02:55:01 pm »
And according to Trump's lawyers it does not matter if he meant it to be a joke. As long as Trump "believed" Maher was serious then he would have to pay. If that is true then it could set a very weird and dangerous precedent. (Then again I don't know much about laws and lawyers, much less so about U.S. laws.)

No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
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Re: Donald Trump to Sue Bill Maher for Five Million! Is it Legit?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2013, 03:49:09 pm »
Thought 5: Can someone send Trump a letter from Nigeria telling him his $5 million is on it's way, and they just need all his bank account details to complete the transfer?