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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #495 on: November 04, 2013, 01:41:53 am »
This one is too easy. Peregrine Falcon, obviously. Wel, anything with flight, but the "diving at 200 mph" is really too epic to pass up.

How will it all end?

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« Reply #496 on: November 04, 2013, 02:37:55 am »
Not with a whimper or a bang, but with the sigh of someone who's just stopped giving a fuck.

Which Joss Whedon production is your favorite?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #497 on: November 04, 2013, 02:56:09 am »
I haven't seen any of his stuff (at least that I know of).

What's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #498 on: November 04, 2013, 03:11:05 am »
Hard to decide between these two:

I believed in Santa Claus until I was 12.

Until I was 11, I thought that women just sort of magically got pregnant after marrying guys. Although I was skeptical of that at least.

...wow, I can't believe just how gullible I was.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #499 on: November 04, 2013, 07:25:47 am »
His side of the footpath was undergoing maintenance and so was closed off.

Would you ever unironically sing Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone?

My Little Comrade
My Little Comrade
Ah ah ah aaaaah!
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I used to wonder what socialism could be!
(My Little Comrade)
Until you all shared its materialist dialectic with me!

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #500 on: November 04, 2013, 12:01:39 pm »
I don't know what that is, so probably not.

Why is playing with fire so much fun?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #501 on: November 04, 2013, 03:20:12 pm »
Because making something extremely dangerous your bitch is an ego boost. Plus fire comes in pretty colours.

Why do all my cats like to sleep on my feet?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #502 on: November 04, 2013, 08:39:53 pm »
I guess feet are worm my dog sleeps on my stomach when he gets too.


Why do my classmates continue to act like four year olds despite the fact that the majority are at least 17 to 18 years old and are in 11th grade.

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #503 on: November 04, 2013, 09:34:16 pm »
Because people are hormone-riddled idiots.

Why can I create a whole new imaginary universe with its own set of rules in about five minutes but can't draw a freaking cat in less than an hour?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #504 on: November 05, 2013, 05:53:38 am »
Because you have a high Intelligence and a low Dexterity.

Are there any good things about being transgender?

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« Reply #505 on: November 05, 2013, 09:29:31 am »
The "AW YISS MUTHAFUCKIN PASSING PRIVLEDGE" moments when a stranger perceives you as your desired gender.

Why does my cat keep asking for pets and then biting me before I can touch her?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #506 on: November 05, 2013, 10:57:31 am »
Because your cat is a dick.  Don't worry, most cats are.

If you could make any inanimate object come to life to be your best friend, which one would you choose and why?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #507 on: November 05, 2013, 07:21:27 pm »
My phone, so that I could yell "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and it would yell "I'M OVER HERE FUCKFACE RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME" and I would never lose my phone again.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to eat?
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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #508 on: November 05, 2013, 07:35:19 pm »
My phone, so that I could yell "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU" and it would yell "I'M OVER HERE FUCKFACE RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT ME" and I would never lose my phone again.

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which food would you want to eat?

Salt & Vinegar crisps.

What's your favourite crisp flavour?

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Re: Ask the next poster a question!
« Reply #509 on: November 05, 2013, 08:39:51 pm »
Salt and Vinegar, actually. *high-fives Flying Mint Bunny*

What is the scariest/creepiest animal that has ever existed?