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Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« on: September 20, 2013, 12:18:33 pm »
http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/man-brewed-beer-in-his-gut-say-researchers-1.1861952

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A Texas man who stumbled into an emergency room showing signs of drunkenness has become a medical anomaly – he was diagnosed with auto-brewery syndrome.

The man was found to have a blood alcohol level of .37, five times the legal limit in Texas. Medical staff assumed he was inebriated, but the man insisted he hadn’t had one drop of alcohol all day. They were also told he had spent the past five years with bouts of intoxication that didn’t involve drinking booze.

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The patient had an infection with Saccharomyces cerevisiae, a common yeast. Whenever he ingested starch — pasta, bread or soda — the yeast fermented along with the sugars, turning into ethanol.

He was brewing beer in his gut.

I find this simultaneously disgusting and cool.
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2013, 12:28:31 pm »
Too much of a good thing. Poor guy. But damned interesting!
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2013, 01:52:33 pm »
It's shit like this that makes the enlightened aliens to say "nah, we'll just leave this planet alone 'till it stops being so weird."
Yet I'm strangely fascinated.
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2013, 02:37:39 pm »
It's shit like this that makes the enlightened aliens to say "nah, we'll just leave this planet alone 'till it stops being so weird."
Yet I'm strangely fascinated.
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2013, 02:40:45 pm »
It's shit like this that makes the enlightened aliens to say "nah, we'll just leave this planet alone 'till it stops being so weird."
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2013, 02:42:26 pm »
... Gotta eat me some of that yeast.

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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2013, 02:44:08 pm »
I'm suddenly reminded of that one episode of Futurama where Bender was brewing beer inside of himself (and generally acting pregnant while he was at it)

Still though, geez, that's gotta suck.
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2013, 03:40:23 pm »
This is why I'm glad my yeast infections don't usually appear in my gut.

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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2013, 04:09:38 pm »
This cannot be healthy. And what if the yeast started making methanol instead ethanol or something? What if he would have gotten alcohol poisoning or something and been remembered as just another alcoholic who drank himself to death?
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2013, 04:42:52 pm »
This cannot be healthy. And what if the yeast started making methanol instead ethanol or something? What if he would have gotten alcohol poisoning or something and been remembered as just another alcoholic who drank himself to death?

Alcohol poisoning seems like a real and dangerous possibility, but I don't think methanol is. The enzyme involved (zymase) acts as a catalyst only for the specific reaction that turns sucrose into ethanol and carbon dioxide (Not a chemist, someone please correct me if I'm wrong).
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2013, 05:55:00 pm »
^That sounds right. Though it's been a few years since I've played with chemicals at school.

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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2013, 01:52:26 am »
Can't the problem be solved by killing the yeast or would it keep coming back? Would killing the yeast cause problems by also killing the normal bacteria that live in the intestines?
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2013, 03:06:46 am »
It's a little difficult to specify which thing is killed in the gut. Since this isn't a common occurrence it would take a fair bit of experimentation.

At least, as far as I'm aware. I'm no Doctor. I just play one on tv.

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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2013, 12:31:09 pm »
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Re: Guy able to brew beer in his gut
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2013, 01:32:31 pm »
Curses I've been found out.

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