Did you notice the bit at the top of the site?
"UK Spoof News and Satire"
Diane "Mao did more good than harm" Abbott, Labour MP for Hackney and SHADOW HOME SECRETARY,
went on the radio to discuss Labour's new campaign pledge to recruit ten thousand new police officers. When asked about the cost of such a plan, she quoted a figure of £300'000. When asked how Labour planned to pick up a job lot of police officers at thirty quid a pop, the number suddenly jumped to £80 million. I'm not quite sure how a party that's constantly bleating about a living wage can justify paying people £8000 a year (being charitable and not including money spent on training and equipment etc) but i'm sure they can make it work somehow.
This is why it's funny. The whole fucking party is a goatfuck of epic proportions, which is why the smart money is on them getting ground into the dirt at the general election.