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THE ANTICHRIST HAS BEEN REVEALED!
« on: August 20, 2018, 07:48:10 pm »
This video shows who the antichrist is, and proves the fulfillment of bible prophecy. Hopefully it will convert you guys. Maybe you will realize the truth when this guy starts gaining more power. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PD_DPd99rTk

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Re: THE ANTICHRIST HAS BEEN REVEALED!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2018, 07:49:40 pm »
Is it Bernie Sanders? I'll be horribly disappointed if it's not Bernie Sanders.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2018, 08:03:15 pm »
No just some bloke.

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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2018, 08:17:22 pm »
In fairness, before 2015 Sanders was pretty much just some bloke.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: THE ANTICHRIST HAS BEEN REVEALED!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2018, 08:43:55 pm »
So who is the Antichrist?

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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2018, 09:02:20 pm »
The Anti-Christ is He Of The Single Year, the One that Croons of Disney Channel Flow, the vile one is the Dark Prince of the "Bizaardvark", the Foulest Neighbor One Hast Ever Cast Eyes Upon - the blond haired devil that drinks of fame and fortune for no good reason at all!
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Re: THE ANTICHRIST HAS BEEN REVEALED!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2018, 09:03:23 pm »
So who is the Antichrist?

The video I linked to explains it.

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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2018, 10:55:46 pm »
I think the antichrist is a timelord, every few years they swap their appearance and occasionally their gender too.

Also, prominent use of the definite article.
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2018, 11:10:09 pm »
So who is the Antichrist?

The video I linked to explains it.

Yeah but if you have the answer surely you can just say who it fucking is. Give me the potted summary.

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2018, 01:29:51 am »
The Anti-christ is some guy named Javier Solana, a retired EU politician who gave a speech on 06/16/16.  No really that's the proof.

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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2018, 01:32:58 am »
That's a boring conspiracy. They could have picked Soros like everyone else does and tapped into the Soros-hate that is prevalent in conspiracy circles. Heck, they could have picked Anita Sarkeesian (Anita - Anti, coincidence?) and gotten a thousand angry nerds spreading the theory.
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2018, 01:40:39 am »
What about the bastard who gave a speech on the 6th of June 2006?

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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2018, 01:45:47 am »
So, this Antichrist. Will he be defeated by just the regular Christ, the Prochrist, or the Antiantichrist? Not to mention, the Antiprochrist, the Proantichrist and even the Antiantiantichrist. What's to be done about those guys?

Honestly, I don't think you quite realise the full breadth of the issue at hand.

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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2018, 01:50:50 am »
It's odd that nobody calls Donald Trump the anti-christ considering he actually controls a powerful country, really could end the world and is the exact opposite of Jesus in every way.

What about the bastard who gave a speech on the 6th of June 2006?

He would have been the anti-christ but Hellboy stopped him.

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2018, 06:34:54 am »
The Anti-christ is some guy named Javier Solana, a retired EU politician who gave a speech on 06/16/16.  No really that's the proof.

The video contains a lot more proofs than that. It shows how he matches biblical prophecy.