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Religion and Philosophy / Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Last post by Askold on Today at 03:11:12 am »
If "the gays" can adopt cats then soon they will OWN cats. And you know where that leads to... Soon they will be buying catfood. And toys. And posting pictures of their cats online. Then the hurricanes will come. There may be few more steps in between those two things happening but the causality is apparent.
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Entertainment and Television / Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Last post by Cloud3514 on Today at 03:02:31 am »
So... Pokemon Let's Go. Welp. I'm bored.
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Society and History / Re: Incels General Thread
« Last post by Skybison on Today at 02:07:55 am »
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When Chad farts around hot babes, they discreetly smell his fart to figure out what food he ate so they can get an estimate of what his semen tastes like.
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Politics and Government / Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Last post by Cloud3514 on November 16, 2018, 10:11:41 pm »
I mean, Trump's bad at the long game, so of course his cultists are, as well.
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Religion and Philosophy / Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Last post by Sigmaleph on November 16, 2018, 08:03:20 pm »
Well, you know, slippery slope. If you let the gays adopt cats soon we'll be adopting babies

(side note: apparently the cats never existed in the first place? so uh is the person in question actually homophobic enough that they wouldn't adopt the cats out even if they were real or were they just looking for an excuse to reject him...?)
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Religion and Philosophy / Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Last post by KingOfRhye on November 16, 2018, 07:08:22 pm »
Speaking of which we have a long-term contract with Queen for Monday nights (no more of that American football).

Hey, do they have DVRs in Hell?  If I can record Monday Night Raw to watch later, I'm all good.   :P
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Religion and Philosophy / Re: Gay man barred from adopting a cat
« Last post by Bob J. on November 16, 2018, 06:33:23 pm »
"Are you not afraid of going to hell?"

Dearest Unsaved,

I have recently been informed that you will be having an extended stay with us.

I have taken the liberty of making a reservation for You on the terrace of the Caldera Cafe. Your table has a wonderful view of the famed Lake of Fire.

You may have read of the negative reviews by Dante and others. Let me assure You that many change have been made in recent years. The work of literally thousands of engineers and scientist has well as artists and musician have totally transformed Hell. Power generated from the Lake of Fire now provides air conditioning, air purification, and our impressive sound system. Speaking of which we have a long-term contract with Queen for Monday nights (no more of that American football).

Speaking of entertainment, we also have a cultural exchange program with Valhalla on Thor’s day. Boy do those folks know how to party.

On to the menu, I hope Your sin was gluttony. Many quest tell us it is such torment reading the menu, Deviled Eggs, Shrimp Diablo, or Pigs-in-a-Blanket? Margaritas with Kosher salt? Yes, it may be torment to choose, but hey there is always tomorrow.
Bread and wine available on request.

Your obedient Master,
Princes of Darkness
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I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.
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Politics and Government / Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Last post by ironbite on November 16, 2018, 12:53:54 pm »
Yeah I put that out on another board.  The Cult of the Orange Piss Pot sure doesn't see long term effects do they?
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Politics and Government / Re: Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
« Last post by dpareja on November 16, 2018, 11:21:48 am »
And meanwhile FOX News watchers got really pissy about FOX joining CNN's suit, not getting that if this precedent was set, the next Democratic President could kick out FOX reporters.
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