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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #495 on: May 03, 2012, 04:53:23 am »
Managed to salvage a chemistry prac by evaporating just enough solution for the solid in question to recrystalise. This has to be the first time I've managed to pull that off.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #496 on: May 03, 2012, 05:59:26 pm »
Something that made me titter like an immature child...I found a package of condoms behind some deodorant when I was doing stock rotation today.  A pack of Trojans...non-lubricated Trojans.  Someone was considering purchasing non-lubricated condoms.

Wut?

Some people are sensitive to the kinds of lubricants that are used in condoms.  You really don't want to break out on your happy-bits.  So, unlubricated.

They're probably using a lube they can handle, separately.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #497 on: May 03, 2012, 07:10:40 pm »
Something that made me titter like an immature child...I found a package of condoms behind some deodorant when I was doing stock rotation today.  A pack of Trojans...non-lubricated Trojans.  Someone was considering purchasing non-lubricated condoms.

Wut?

Some people are sensitive to the kinds of lubricants that are used in condoms.  You really don't want to break out on your happy-bits.  So, unlubricated.

They're probably using a lube they can handle, separately.

What she said.

In related news, I can't use most condoms. And the ones I can are expensive.

Something good: I actually got out of the house today! :D And did some exercises this morning.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #498 on: May 03, 2012, 07:43:54 pm »
Something that made me titter like an immature child...I found a package of condoms behind some deodorant when I was doing stock rotation today.  A pack of Trojans...non-lubricated Trojans.  Someone was considering purchasing non-lubricated condoms.

Wut?

Some people are sensitive to the kinds of lubricants that are used in condoms.  You really don't want to break out on your happy-bits.  So, unlubricated.

They're probably using a lube they can handle, separately.

That, or it's some guy who's very overconfident in his abilities.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #499 on: May 03, 2012, 10:20:59 pm »
My band's gotten an offer to play Summer Slaughter in August. We need to destroy the Chain Reaction venue in Anaheim to be considered for SS, but if we wreck this set we'll be unstoppable! We'll be playing the biggest metal tour in the country and without having been a band for a year!

I'm really, really excited! :D :D :D /raptureready
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #500 on: May 04, 2012, 12:05:45 am »
My band's gotten an offer to play Summer Slaughter in August. We need to destroy the Chain Reaction venue in Anaheim to be considered for SS, but if we wreck this set we'll be unstoppable! We'll be playing the biggest metal tour in the country and without having been a band for a year!

I'm really, really excited! :D :D :D /raptureready
Sounds awesome, congrats!  ;D

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #501 on: May 04, 2012, 12:11:07 pm »
On the way home from work yesterday, ma stopped by the liquor store next to UAMS (yes, UAMS has a liquor store right across the street, its Arkansas) and got two bottles of champagne.  Okay, not proper champagne, but still...actually pretty good.

So, I'm acting like a classy bastard and am drinking frosty cold sparkling wine out of a very, VERY fine wine glass.  When I move out, I need to invest in a small set of these things...  (Wine glasses, that is, not champagnes.)
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #502 on: May 04, 2012, 12:45:28 pm »
Got a ticket to a concert I want to see. Yay.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #503 on: May 04, 2012, 06:19:58 pm »
Got another review on my writing and my paycheck today. The first one lifted my mood sky high, the second one made me dance.

Right now I feel like this when it comes to the writing:




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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #504 on: May 04, 2012, 07:02:05 pm »
I was informed that I'm going get a small raise, starting the 18th.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #505 on: May 05, 2012, 10:59:57 am »
My mother's selling some of her jewelery today, so we might actually have an appreciable amount of money for once.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #506 on: May 06, 2012, 10:16:25 pm »
My band played a fantastic show at the Whisky a-Go-Go tonight. We had enough time to play our Decapitated cover, which we'd planned on skipping, and the audience fucking loved it. The best part of the night, and possibly one of the best moments of my life, was hauling our gear to the car and hearing fans chant our name (Nihilitus,Nihilitus!) as we walked out. Words can't describe how amazing that is.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #507 on: May 07, 2012, 07:42:26 pm »
My cousin's girlfriend is finally giving birth today(labor is being induced). The orignal due date was the middle of March, March came and went. Then they changed the due date to the middle of April, that date came and went, then they were told if she didn't give birth by today, that they would have to induce labor.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #508 on: May 08, 2012, 12:00:36 am »
Recently I cracked open an old copy of The Joys of Yiddish. I think most of the words in this book can be broken down into these categories:

1) Religious terms
2) Insults
     a) Insults that weren't always insults
     b) Compliments used ironically to be insulting
     c) Twenty-plus ways for "complete and utter fool," all with their own slightly differing connotations
3) Compliments
     a) Compliments that were derived from insults
     b) Compliments that you think are compliments until you accidentally use them in the wrong context, where they become insults, thus making you look like one of the words from 2.c.
4) Things parents do to/with their kids (no, I'm not talking about wincest, get your mind out of the gutter)
5) Neutral words
     a) That can also be used as insults
     b) That can also be used as compliments
     c) That can be used as insults and/or compliments, possibly at the same time
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #509 on: May 08, 2012, 01:12:38 am »
My band just got offered its first paid gigs! Finally shows we don't have to pay for out of pocket :D
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.