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Offline Whore of Spamylon

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Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« on: January 27, 2012, 09:13:13 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D805_b_a70" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D805_b_a70</a>

The first video is in response to this commercial, in case you haven't seen it.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iuG1OpnHP8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iuG1OpnHP8</a>
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 10:27:14 pm »
Oh the porn that could be made out of that.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 10:36:20 pm »
How is bold flavor "not for women"?  :o  ::)
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 10:47:03 pm »
Because women are frail, wilting things that cannot handle the boldness of 23 flavors with only ten calories.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 10:54:29 pm »
Sounds like reverse psychology to me. Tell women it's not for them, and suddenly everything with tits and a cunt will be lining up to buy it. It's basic human nature.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 03:51:04 am »
Quote from: B-Man on January 27, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
Oh the porn that could be made out of that.

That would imply that such porn does not already exist.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2012, 04:07:32 am »
I never thought of it that way, Art. That's actually fairly brilliant.

The video was fucking hilarious.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2012, 04:17:50 am »
^^ I thought that was pretty obvious from the ad...
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2012, 04:26:16 am »
I naturally assumed the ad was trying to market a diet drink to men, & the PR department was full of idiots.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2012, 05:34:14 am »
The Dr Pepper page and all other blog posts I've seen about Dr Pepper 10 would imply women are boycotting all forms of Dr Pepper. (Dr Pepper has no period after Dr)

I'm told it tastes like crap anyways. But I don't know if my chromosomes prevent me from buying it or it just depends on other things. :P /obviously kidding

I'll stick with my diet drinks that have 0 calories.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2012, 05:40:13 am »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on January 28, 2012, 05:34:14 am
I'm told it tastes like crap anyways.
Your sources are correct. Dr Pepper is absolutely disgusting.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2012, 07:45:21 am »
It tastes closer to regular Dr Pepper than Diet Dr Pepper. But those are some stupid commercials.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2012, 07:58:59 am »
Regular sodas taste like poopy shit to me now.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2012, 08:57:39 am »
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 28, 2012, 03:51:04 am
Quote from: B-Man on January 27, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
Oh the porn that could be made out of that.

That would imply that such porn does not already exist.
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Re: Dr. Pepper 10 is NOT for women!
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2012, 09:49:21 am »
I just wonder who thought the slogan "not for women" was good advertising.
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