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Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« on: September 14, 2014, 09:20:21 am »
Oh, godbear why.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWahCUaWhYk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWahCUaWhYk</a>

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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2014, 09:24:00 am »
Considering they're making movies about internet memes, are you really surprised?
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2014, 10:15:20 am »
They made a movie for god damned Battleship, I am hardly surprised by this turn of events.
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2014, 12:40:46 pm »
At least Battleship was entertainingly bad.
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2014, 01:12:18 pm »
Best part of trailer: the reaction to how the couple met. "Holy motherfucking anus-wanking bastard-shitting cuntpissers! You met ONLINE?!?!"*

What is this, 1997?


*not verbatim.
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2014, 02:14:53 pm »
Quote from: Sixth Monarchist on September 14, 2014, 01:12:18 pm
Best part of trailer: the reaction to how the couple met. "Holy motherfucking anus-wanking bastard-shitting cuntpissers! You met ONLINE?!?!"*

What is this, 1997?


*not verbatim.

I'm surprised they can even work movie cameras...a lot of them seem to be stuck in the Dark Ages.
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2014, 04:43:48 pm »
...For what purpose?
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2014, 07:04:51 pm »
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2014, 07:43:58 pm »
Okay seriously, that trailer just showed the entire storyline. Whats the point now D:
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2014, 09:55:05 pm »
They should make the OKcupid movie.

The tag line would be "Fatties and feminazis need not apply!"
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2014, 12:57:17 am »
.....how can you make a movie about an online dating service?
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2014, 01:03:56 am »
Quote from: ironbite on September 15, 2014, 12:57:17 am
.....how can you make a movie about an online dating service?
Padding padding padding!
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2014, 02:06:39 am »
Ahahahaha no. This garbage is not real. NOT. REAL. It can't be real. It just can't...
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 02:08:02 am »
So when are we going to get Pornhub: The Movie?
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Re: Christian Mingle- THE MOVIE!
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 02:22:56 am »
^ That has been in development hell.

We've been through eight lead actors, none willing to do full frontal double reverse up and down greater cowgirl position.
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