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Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« on: February 15, 2012, 07:09:17 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBTafgam7M" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBTafgam7M</a>

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 07:12:03 pm »
Eeevil sluts will tempt you with immoral sexual relations out of wedlock! /fundie

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 07:12:41 pm »
Eeevil sluts will tempt you with immoral sexual relations out of wedlock! /fundie

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 07:27:39 pm »
If you can’t even get your actors to sound like they can at least pretend they believe what they are saying, you may need to rethink your message.

They sounded like they were only in the ad because they were being threatened at gunpoint.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 07:33:08 pm »
The "he loves pizza too!" comment really got me. I LOLed. I mean, who doesn't throw the box away when the pizza is gone? Anyone here keep the box?

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 07:48:42 pm »
Somehow this is creepier than Pedobear.

Also, I know this is completely inappropriate and cruel, but the guy in that first video? Set my gaydar off like you would not believe. Of COURSE he doesn't want to go inside with a girl! He's going to go home and fap himself raw over the men's briefs adverts in the Sears catalogue. And the second video's 'statistics' at the end are complete bullshit. Virgins that wait until marriage have a higher success rate? Success rate of WHAT? And how do you measure this 'success rate' anyway? And even if that first one is completely true and 2/3 of girls and women wish they hadn't had sex as soon as they did--that still doesn't mean you have to cross your legs until you say 'I do'. Maybe the girls they asked were all active unusually young and 2/3 of them wish they hadn't done it when they were, say, thirteen or fourteen but had waited until they were seventeen, eighteen, twenty. That doesn't mean they all automatically wished they'd been completely sexually inexperienced at their weddings.

And seriously, that bear is fucken creepy. I'd rather cuddle Pedobear.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 08:13:43 pm »
And the second video's 'statistics' at the end are complete bullshit. Virgins that wait until marriage have a higher success rate? Success rate of WHAT? And how do you measure this 'success rate' anyway?

A success rate of bleeding all over the marital bed, of course.

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 08:23:29 pm »
"DON'T THINK IMPURE THOUGHTS, OR YOU WILL BE COCKBLOCKED BY A TEDDY BEAR."

As for those "statistics" [citation needed], I think they're confusing correlation and causation there.

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 08:25:35 pm »
...it's pretty fucking twisted of me to have read that and then immediately pictured in my head what could only be described as 'Horror Porn'. It involved a combination of a PG-rated sex scene between bumbling, sexually inexperienced religious virgins, and the woman experiencing something like a combination of female ejaculation and a menstrual cycle.

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 09:06:26 pm »
Wishing you have waited longer != wishing you had waited until marriage.

As for the third stat, I have to wonder if they're referring to divorce rates. If that's the case, I'd speculate that those who believe in waiting for marriage are more likely to be religious, and therefore more likely to oppose divorce.

Oh, and: Citation needed.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 09:14:36 pm »
...it's pretty fucking twisted of me to have read that and then immediately pictured in my head what could only be described as 'Horror Porn'. It involved a combination of a PG-rated sex scene between bumbling, sexually inexperienced religious virgins, and the woman experiencing something like a combination of female ejaculation and a menstrual cycle.

Sometimes I really disgust myself.

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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 09:20:45 pm »
...it's pretty fucking twisted of me to have read that and then immediately pictured in my head what could only be described as 'Horror Porn'. It involved a combination of a PG-rated sex scene between bumbling, sexually inexperienced religious virgins, and the woman experiencing something like a combination of female ejaculation and a menstrual cycle.

Sometimes I really disgust myself.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! Now some sicko will create porn of it and splice it into YouTube videos, pirated movies and hilarious named websites!

Then all is as it should be.
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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 09:21:57 pm »
Stat 2- does that include cheating?

If you can’t even get your actors to sound like they can at least pretend they believe what they are saying, you may need to rethink your message.

They sounded like they were only in the ad because they were being threatened at gunpoint.

Apparently they wanted to make the video. They're just that bad actors.

...it's pretty fucking twisted of me to have read that and then immediately pictured in my head what could only be described as 'Horror Porn'. It involved a combination of a PG-rated sex scene between bumbling, sexually inexperienced religious virgins, and the woman experiencing something like a combination of female ejaculation and a menstrual cycle.

Sometimes I really disgust myself.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO! Now some sicko will create porn of it and splice it into YouTube videos, pirated movies and hilarious named websites!

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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 09:52:00 pm »
As long as it's not like that Robot Chicken ep with Snuggles the corporate mascot...Because that would be an act of cruelty to anybody.


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Re: Meet Pedobear's step-brother Puritybear
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 09:55:29 pm »
If you can’t even get your actors to sound like they can at least pretend they believe what they are saying, you may need to rethink your message.

They sounded like they were only in the ad because they were being threatened at gunpoint.

Apparently they wanted to make the video. They're just that bad actors.
Well, if they actually wanted to participate, they have got to work on showing their actual emotion.

Okay, the kids in the second video actually did sound like they were at least pretending to act. So they are okay.
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