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The Wish Thread
« on: May 30, 2012, 07:45:45 pm »
For all your hopes and dreams. You may direct your wishes to whatever deity you fancy, or to Bob the magical strawberry fairy, who grants wishes with the power of cute.

This is Bob:



For example:

Oh, uninterested deity who may or may not exist and most definitely has no impact on life within this universe, please, PLEASE get my sister to stop watching vapid, sexist romantic comedies. They are corrupting her brain.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 12:11:02 pm »
Oh, Jewish God...

...Please get Capcom to uncancel Megaman Legends 3.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2012, 12:12:34 pm »
Dear Bob,

Please replace the writers of Glee with people who understand things like continuity and giving a fuck about minorities that aren't white, cisgendered gay males.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2012, 04:04:33 am »
If you're really dying to know what I'd wish for, just dig all my posts out of the corrupted wishes thread and address them to Magical Space Hitler or something.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2012, 04:19:40 am »
I want this.


My birthday's in 2 weeks. Get to work.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 04:48:29 am »
I wish I could get to sleep.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2012, 12:34:01 pm »
I wish for my GPA to go up so I don't end up being stuck having to go to UNO
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2012, 06:07:53 pm »
I wish that the weather would understand that it is fucking June and start being warm and sunny instead of freaking cold and rainy.
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Re: The Wish Thread
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2012, 06:17:27 pm »
Please help me find a girlfriend. Someone nerdy and cute, who genuinely likes me. Ability to kick my ass optional.
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