Yeah, go to the ER. That works.
You can be like me, where you faint on the job and the combined bill for ambulance, ER visit, radiology, and blood work is around $4500...and no, none of that bill covers actually fixing anything as they didn't actually find anything with all their tests that actually needed fixing. In other words, I nearly got charged 5k for a "lol, I dunno" diagnosis. The "indigent citizen" fund only covers partial, so now it's payment plan time.
Yeah, nothing wrong with that approach. Nope, nothing at all. :-/
Mittens can go fuck off, is all I'm saying.