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Fox News Loses It
« on: March 08, 2013, 05:07:02 pm »
I've seen just about everything on Fox News: global warming deniers, AIDS denialists, gay bashers, etc. So I thought I had seen pretty much everything at this point...and then I saw the folks at Fox & Friends using a Thomas Jefferson impersonator to parrot some Tea Party talking points and interviewing him as if he were real:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eANj0IJ4h4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eANj0IJ4h4</a>

A couple of thoughts on the interview:

1. Props to the Fox & Friends crew for actually mentioning the separation of church and state on the list of Jefferson's American values. Yeah I was pretty surprised, too.

2. Why do I get the feeling that Jefferson appears to be less shocked about a black man being President than everyone else at Fox?
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 05:09:08 pm »
>implying Fox News "had" it in the first place
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 05:10:20 pm »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on March 08, 2013, 05:09:08 pm
>implying Fox News "had" it in the first place
Touché, Wykked...
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 05:35:07 pm »
Yeah, the guy playing Jefferson didn't seem as into it as the rest of the Fox crew was.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm »
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 05:55:25 pm »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 06:15:29 pm »
Guess they couldn't get Clint Eastwood to interview the impersonator.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 08:42:00 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on March 08, 2013, 06:15:29 pm
Guess they couldn't get Clint Eastwood to interview the impersonator.
That would have at least been lulzworthy.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 10:27:03 pm »
Is it just me or does the Jefferson impersonator look a bit like Colin Mochrie from Whose Line is it Anyways?
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 10:59:04 pm »
Journalistic integrity? What's that?
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 02:02:28 am »
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

If that was the real Jefferson then where were the french whores? Yeah, answer that smartypants.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2013, 04:38:37 am »
Quote from: askold on March 09, 2013, 02:02:28 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

If that was the real Jefferson then where were the french whores? Yeah, answer that smartypants.

The Time Machine could have only been big enough for two passengers.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 09:47:19 am »
Quote from: askold on March 09, 2013, 02:02:28 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

If that was the real Jefferson then where were the french whores? Yeah, answer that smartypants.
I think you're thinking of Benjamin Franklin.
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 10:11:47 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 09, 2013, 09:47:19 am
Quote from: askold on March 09, 2013, 02:02:28 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

If that was the real Jefferson then where were the french whores? Yeah, answer that smartypants.
I think you're thinking of Benjamin Franklin.

Yeah, with Jefferson it would have been "Where's the teenage slave and their child?"
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Re: Fox News Loses It
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2013, 10:43:25 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on March 09, 2013, 10:11:47 am
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on March 09, 2013, 09:47:19 am
Quote from: askold on March 09, 2013, 02:02:28 am
Quote from: Dakota Bob on March 08, 2013, 05:37:43 pm
But guys, what if it is actually him and they have developed a time machine?

If that was the real Jefferson then where were the french whores? Yeah, answer that smartypants.
I think you're thinking of Benjamin Franklin.

Yeah, with Jefferson it would have been "Where's the teenage slave and their child?"
Dammit. There goes a semi-bad joke, ruined by the fact that I mix up some foreign politicians from centuries ago.

I guess I'll have to wait untill the next time Fox interviews dead politicians and try again with another joke.
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Quote from: sandman on May 30, 2012, 08:27:43 am
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Quote from: SpaceProg on November 30, 2012, 10:21:56 pm
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!
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