Conty's gotta take what he can get. Ruth's no fan of his beloved Brexit and a Tory alliance with her at the helm and the famously homophobic DUP would make the Tory shambles of the past year seem sensible and dignified by comparison but hey-he'd get to give himself a pat on the back on this forum by claiming the inclusiveness/diversity prize for the Conservative Party with all the self awareness and irony you would expect.
Gotta savor those small victories Contrarian!
Imagined and hypothetical though they may be...