Vene: I've said in the past that Lithp will either be a great biologist or a terrible one
Vene: I'm leaning more and more towards terrible
Mira: haha
Vene: Great would only be because of him bumbling about and his confusion leading to him discovering something awesome
Vene: The kind of thing where somebody makes a discovery because he didn't realize the method he was using was believed to be impossible
Mira: I could totally see it
Vene: 'You can't use x to find y'. 'But I just used x a week ago!' *important paper gets published*
Vene: And then Lithp goes to a conference, gives a speech, and Lithps it up
Or a small facet of himself and we're missing the shine of the whole diamond because all we see is the tiny section.
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.
DrugsQuoteLithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.
How about I do my best to forget this sentence ever happened?
I've been subjected, & I don't like it.Lithp, that's now what people typically mean when they talk about "eating pussy."
I've stated categorically that I'd eat cat.
Me: I'm reading quantum physics for fun. im weird
Cait: you're weird, I'm weird. Clearly we should be naked together with lube
[2:17:49 PM] Me: yeah
[2:17:50 PM] Me: I am
[2:18:00 PM] Me: and may be asked to do things
[2:18:03 PM] Me: at any time
[2:20:14 PM] Tank: NOOOOOOO
[2:20:16 PM] Tank: NOT THINGS
[2:20:19 PM] Me: :P
[2:20:19 PM] Tank: ANYTHING BUT THINGS
[2:20:20 PM] Tank: :P
[2:20:29 PM] Me: worse than things
[2:20:32 PM] Me: ...
[2:20:33 PM] Me: ..
[2:20:34 PM] Me: .
[2:20:36 PM] Me: stuff
[2:20:39 PM] Tank: *SCREAMS IN TERROR*
[2:20:40 PM] Tank: ..
[2:20:55 PM] Me: :P
Embrace the inner wee-wee.
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......plane?
Ironbite-PLANE!?
Spanish sometimes disturbs me in the same way. When you say "me gusta" you're literally saying "it pleases me."
caitshidhe: ninos me gustan
caitshidhe: THE CHILDREN GIVE ME PLEASURE
caitshidhe: *pedobear*
Epiklises: we should dress up in pedo bear and go to a playground
caitshidhe: I know someone who makes full body fursuits so you have no idea how real that plan could become
caitshidhe: also I fear/anticipate/expect the resident mothers wouldn't recognize the pedobear
caitshidhe: and would be like HEY KIDS LET'S GO HUG THE HARMLESS GIANT BEAR
Epiklises: aaaand that's a new life goal
Last message received on 10/1/2012 at 10:53 PM
caitshidhe: you're such an ambitious young man
damen178: Yep. I have very small hands.
damen178 is typing...
damen178: I could fist a fairy
Deimos: alsoQuoth Nash from WTFIWWY: "It's not a Bag of Holding!"
Deimos: take note
Deimos: wondering aloud if your rectum could be used as a pocket
Deimos: apparently not socially acceptable
Deimos: whod thunk it
Damen: ...
[2:26:59 PM] Gomer: We should clone you, like Hagan's minions. And then use the combined sex appeal to conquer the world. =3Aren't you afraid of the Mistress killing you all for stealing her cloning technology?
[2:27:29 PM] The_L: Mwahahaha!!
[2:27:38 PM] The_L: LET THE REIGN OF FABULOSITY BEGIN!!
[2:27:47 PM] Gomer: YES! XD
[2:33:34 PM] Gomer: Hmmmm... what would one call a gangbang involving nothing but your clones? An L-bang?
[2:34:03 PM] The_L: I have no fucking clue
[2:34:08 PM] The_L: But you're not cloning me. :P
[2:34:20 PM] Gomer: Damn. Fine, we'll clone Cait, then. XD
[2:34:45 PM] The_L: lol yay
[2:35:03 PM] Gomer: Then keep one aside to make more videos, dammit! XD
[2:35:43 PM] The_L: rofl
[2:37:36 PM] Gomer: And if Cait doesn't want to be cloned, then we'll clone someone else.
[2:39:10 PM] Gomer: Maybe Lady Renae, I dunno. The size of her tits alone would make people stop for about three seconds.
[2:39:52 PM] The_L: Yes, but what if the clones are also gay?
[2:40:39 PM] Gomer: Doesn't matter. The distraction of sex appeal would be enough. We'd just have to cement power before the straights lost interest.
[2:40:47 PM] Gomer: *lose, rather.
[2:40:56 PM] The_L: lol
[2:42:07 PM] Gomer: I'd say clone Brooke, but then -I- would end up banging most of them. XD
[2:42:34 PM] Gomer: And get way too distracted. =P
Edit: The day I post this, Cait puts up a new video. XD I swear, she bugged either my computer or L's!
Mira: My chosen name was actually Katie
MaybeNever: Your chosen name?
MaybeNever: As in, they expected a girl?
Mira: They expected a vagina
MaybeNever: Do you intend to eventually give them one?
Mira: Yes, it is only fair
MaybeNever: Make sure to put it in a pretty box.
Mira: Hopefully it will be a pretty box