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Offline chitoryu12

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Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« on: February 22, 2013, 09:36:52 pm »
http://oppt-in.com/

The basic premise of this is that they're claiming that virtually all federal agencies have been foreclosed on, and thus we no longer need to pay taxes or obey the government.

Anyone feel like laughing at them?
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2013, 09:43:18 pm »
As an aspiring lawyer, allow me.

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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 10:14:09 pm »
Someone want to sum up their points?

Ironbite-cause...what?
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 10:22:23 pm »
What the hell are they smoking? Seriously? Or what's in their water supply? Well, I'll just sit back and laugh.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2013, 12:23:45 am »
oh Erictheblue~ Get in here, you may well die from funny.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2013, 12:34:02 am »
Still too early for April Fools.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2013, 12:34:32 am »
I'm reading their... document... and it reads like something done up by a schizophrenic.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2013, 02:27:39 am »
Is it even theoretically possible to foreclose on a government department?
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2013, 03:23:27 am »
It's way to late for me to deal with this.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2013, 06:00:06 am »
Quote from: Priestling on February 23, 2013, 12:23:45 am
oh Erictheblue~ Get in here, you may well die from funny.

I can't remember the last time I read something that made my head hurt this much. I only managed to get to page 2 before I had to stop.

Quote from: Lt. Fred on February 23, 2013, 02:27:39 am
Is it even theoretically possible to foreclose on a government department?

Yes and no. Property of some kind is required to foreclose. In theory, if the government agency had mortgaged a property they own (like their headquarters building), the bank that owned the mortgage could foreclose if the government agency defaulted. However, that wouldn't close the agency; it would only transfer ownership of the property (i.e. HQ building) to the bank. The agency itself would still exist, since they can only be disbanded by either executive order or act of Congress. (Executive order would only work if the agency was originally created by executive order. I can't think of any agencies like that, but there may be a few.)
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2013, 06:07:39 am »
And, I take it, since government departments issue bonds instead of mortgaging things the answer is no? Or maybe ever derp?
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2013, 08:07:39 am »
I'm surprised this isn't an Orly Taitz thing.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2013, 11:09:19 am »
That took Balls so swollen it's drained the blood from their brains, srsly ???
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2013, 01:45:51 pm »
Also, all of their trustees are "sensitives and batteries," whatever the fuck that means.
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Re: Fake lawyers try to foreclose on the government
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2013, 05:23:46 pm »
Quote from: Jack Mann on February 23, 2013, 01:45:51 pm
Also, all of their trustees are "sensitives and batteries," whatever the fuck that means.

I'm just imagining a bunch of little 9-volts dressed up in tiny suits and placed in front of a cardboard model of a meeting table.
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