Ferguson Police test out new less-lethal alternative ballistics weaponry.

[MadCatTLX]

Cotton balls are the answer.  They're not heavy, and they are biodegradable.  What you do is, you pelt the malefactor with cotton balls until he, she or it gets annoyed and leaves.  Some kinks to be worked out.

You could also hold a cotton ball near their ear and roll it between your fingres. Some people can't stand the squeaky sound it makes.

[RavynousHunter]

Cotton balls are the answer.  They're not heavy, and they are biodegradable.  What you do is, you pelt the malefactor with cotton balls until he, she or it gets annoyed and leaves.  Some kinks to be worked out.

You could also hold a cotton ball near their ear and roll it between your fingres. Some people can't stand the squeaky sound it makes.

YOU ARE LITERALLY HITLER.

[Iczerfour]

Cotton balls are the answer.  They're not heavy, and they are biodegradable.  What you do is, you pelt the malefactor with cotton balls until he, she or it gets annoyed and leaves.  Some kinks to be worked out.

You could also hold a cotton ball near their ear and roll it between your fingres. Some people can't stand the squeaky sound it makes.

that could work.  I prefer the balloon stroking sound it has a better affect on the human Psyche..

[rookie]

Cotton balls are the answer.  They're not heavy, and they are biodegradable.  What you do is, you pelt the malefactor with cotton balls until he, she or it gets annoyed and leaves.  Some kinks to be worked out.

You could also hold a cotton ball near their ear and roll it between your fingres. Some people can't stand the squeaky sound it makes.

And yet water boarding is frowned upon. Eye roll, wink, devil smiley faces in that order.

[Sylvana]

Cotton balls are the answer.  They're not heavy, and they are biodegradable.  What you do is, you pelt the malefactor with cotton balls until he, she or it gets annoyed and leaves.  Some kinks to be worked out.

You could also hold a cotton ball near their ear and roll it between your fingres. Some people can't stand the squeaky sound it makes.

Just thinking about that made me shudder.
I cannot even touch cotton wool, let alone that squeaky noise, or the sound of it tearing. That is true evil.