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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #705 on: June 24, 2012, 11:19:38 pm »
I was driving with my my wife and parents when some idiot almost ran into us. He just decided to change lanes right in the middle of the intersection. I swerved, barely dodging him, like by inches.

After everyone got done freaking out, my wife said to me, "Whatever you want for dessert, it's yours." So now I'm having fresh baked brownies with chocolate frosting.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #706 on: June 24, 2012, 11:49:07 pm »
Damn. Lucky break, dude.

Can I also save your family's life and obtain goodies?
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #707 on: June 25, 2012, 03:01:11 am »
I've done something no one else in my immediate family has done.

Totally paid off my credit card.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #708 on: June 25, 2012, 01:38:30 pm »
I've done something no one else in my immediate family has done.

Totally paid off my credit card.
I envy that.

Damn. Lucky break, dude.

Can I also save your family's life and obtain goodies?
I'm sure if you did they'd make you whatever baked goods you wanted.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #709 on: June 25, 2012, 06:12:04 pm »
The band As I Lay Dying (Bite me, I like them) are filming a new video on Wednesday and are looking for extras. I'm gonna head down and give it a shot; they're doing auditions the same day. Seeing as my casting resume is currently bigger (and more recently updated) than my "normal" resume, I figure it's worth a shot. They're not a small band, so being able to add one of their videos should be fairly impressive, at least to the right people.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #710 on: June 26, 2012, 07:36:30 pm »
Good luck Her3tiK!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #711 on: June 28, 2012, 01:13:37 am »
Two things:

1. I started working for Suzan DelBene's congressional campaign. Fun fact: depending on what I am doing, I can, and did, browse FSTDT while working without getting in trouble.

2. I got my grades in.

STRAIGHT A'S FOR THE SECOND QUARTER IN A ROW!

Considering where I was a year ago, that is an amazing achievement. Also, as per my deal with Dad, he will pay to fly me out to Ohio in the fall to see Skillet!
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #712 on: June 28, 2012, 04:02:41 pm »
I finally got my hair cut (for free), and it feels so much easier to brush now. It also smells yummy.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #713 on: July 02, 2012, 02:50:21 am »
How does one's hair smell 'yummy'...? 0_o

Also, got a shout-out from a Facebook page I'm somewhat involved in for sending them a video. Kind of a dumb thing to get excited about, but it's still neat.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #714 on: July 02, 2012, 03:24:19 am »
How does one's hair smell 'yummy'...? 0_o

You have obviously never used strawberry or green apple shampoo...

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #715 on: July 02, 2012, 03:26:19 am »
How does one's hair smell 'yummy'...? 0_o

You have obviously never used strawberry or green apple shampoo...
No. No I haven't. I don't particularly want to smell like food.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #716 on: July 02, 2012, 03:32:11 am »
How does one's hair smell 'yummy'...? 0_o

You have obviously never used strawberry or green apple shampoo...
No. No I haven't. I don't particularly want to smell like food.

But they smell so nice. I personally use coconut.  ::)

I bet you would be fighting off the ladies if you did use scented shampoos.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #717 on: July 02, 2012, 03:04:26 pm »
I got at least $5,000 in financial aid for the upcoming school year.
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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #718 on: July 02, 2012, 05:43:34 pm »
How does one's hair smell 'yummy'...? 0_o
How does anything else smell 'yummy'? Hehehehe.

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Re: Anything Good Happen Today?
« Reply #719 on: July 02, 2012, 09:10:31 pm »
This weekend I got a bunch of new shorts, went swimming multiple times, ate huge burgers, had a bonfire, ate s'mores, and had a delicious cigar.
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