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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2012, 08:48:12 pm »
This is so ridiculous it's not even funny.  Seriously, the snake oil and mental manipulation is strong with this one.  Also, this guy is way too easily persuaded.

I see Chick has got his stereotypical eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil Jews in there as well.

A mansion in heaven? And they accuse us atheists of being materialistic!

I like how there's a note that says  how if it doesn't say "mansions," you're using the wrong Bible.  I also like how this is supposedly foretold, but still somehow a surprise.
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2012, 09:08:10 pm »
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2012, 11:44:26 pm »
I thought he usually used the same stock image of Jesus in quite a few of his comics, though I've not read many. Why could h e not copy/paste an image from the last time he said that shit?
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2012, 04:07:58 pm »
Sweet Luna, that's some Uncanny Valley there...
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2012, 05:15:15 pm »
There was someone on Youtube animating Chick tracts as a joke.

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2012, 10:01:30 pm »
Damn it, Jack! If you’re gonna start in media res, at least include Fang on panel one! I mean, then at least I might continue reading a little longer ’cause Fang hilarious. But here, you just lure me in with that title, ”Why Should I?” and I am thinking “Why should I what?” But then you start out right after that bit of context. And now I am lost and completely uninterested. Because it looks like my primary interest in even putting up with your little scribble looks like it will go unheeded.

And then right away you start throwing around your traditional strawmen  with such reckless abandon that it dwarfs your mountain of previously discarded offerings on the Strawman Pyre of Faulty Logic, which, given your history, is saying a fucking lot!

So what do you get. A guy who used to find your stuff mildly entertaining. At least when paired with the dissections at Enter the Jabberwock. Now I can’t even get past panel freakin’ four.

I agree, he needs to do a Fang/antigrav cat fanservice comic.

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2012, 10:15:47 pm »
That would be hilarious! I’d have to go out of my way to find a printed copy of that. (I sure as hell ain’t gonna pay him for it!)
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2012, 11:54:29 pm »
On the note of Jack Chick...he's apparently getting his comics made into 3D animation.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuWKat9jEM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuWKat9jEM</a>

It would be very hard to convince me that, to Jack Chick standards, that isn't professional.

Bonus points go to the ending, of course.

Oh man, I watched some of that guys other videos.  Dude is a SUPER fundie.  Has videos which include topics on how to put on the "armor of god", how non-christian men are evil, how succubi cause nocturnal emissions, etc.
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2012, 11:06:13 am »
On the note of Jack Chick...he's apparently getting his comics made into 3D animation.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuWKat9jEM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLuWKat9jEM</a>

It would be very hard to convince me that, to Jack Chick standards, that isn't professional.

Bonus points go to the ending, of course.

Oh man, I watched some of that guys other videos.  Dude is a SUPER fundie.  Has videos which include topics on how to put on the "armor of god", how non-christian men are evil, how succubi cause nocturnal emissions, etc.

So, by that guy's logic, I was given handjobs from Morrigan from Darkstalkers when I was a teen?  Dude, score. =D
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2012, 02:06:56 pm »
Give me Morrigan, Felicia or Talbain...

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2012, 06:37:16 pm »
Jack's gone completely off his rocker here.

To quote EricTheBlue:

In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2012, 06:39:58 pm »
I know that Jack Chick had a stroke at some point, and after that the quality of his artwork markedly decreased, especially in his drawings of faces. It's possible that his brain damage has simply gotten worse, and he no longer feels confident drawing people. You'll notice looking through many of his newer released tracts that they are not drawn by him, but likely by the same comic-book artist who drew the "Crusaders" series.
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2012, 07:54:29 pm »
In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.

Or that he ever had a rocker to begin with.
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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2012, 05:43:47 am »
In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.

Or that he ever had a rocker to begin with.
Or that he even knew what a rocker was.

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Re: Jack Chick: Why Should I?
« Reply #29 on: May 28, 2012, 07:25:44 pm »
In order for Jack to be considered off his rocker, you're suggesting he was actually on it at one time.

Or that he ever had a rocker to begin with.
Or that he even knew what a rocker was.

Or that the thought of anything that could possibly even resemble what we would call a rocker even existed in his twisted perception of reality. I think the existence of a rocker to Chick would be like dividing by zero to us.
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