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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1035 on: October 25, 2012, 09:58:36 pm »
Granted, but molten chunks reach earth and crush you and only you.

I wish that I didn't have to get up so early tomorrow.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1036 on: October 26, 2012, 08:19:46 am »
Granted, but you somehow get your dick caught in the ceiling fan once you wake up.

I wish I was naked.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1037 on: October 26, 2012, 08:49:58 am »
Granted. Now the aliens have complete and unrestricted access to all of your orifices!

I wish I didn't have to go to work tonight WHILE still having a job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1038 on: October 26, 2012, 11:46:40 am »
Granted. However you were demoted to toilet vomit cleaner.

I wish all the poor Russian Children had enough food for their lives.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1039 on: October 27, 2012, 12:35:20 am »
Granted, but it's radioactive and they all become super mutants.

I wish that I could have stayed for the whole concert I was at tonight.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1040 on: October 27, 2012, 06:22:55 pm »
Granted, but you will completely miss the next 3 concerts that you really want to go to.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1041 on: October 27, 2012, 09:35:51 pm »
Granted, but it's so realistic that the army is sent in to capture you.

I wish the internet was like it is in Futurama.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1042 on: October 27, 2012, 10:33:58 pm »
Granted. The ad flock around you especially so though.

I wish... for universe.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1043 on: October 28, 2012, 04:55:30 am »
Granted, but it's so realistic that the army is sent in to capture you.
But I'm already in the Army, they have no need to capture me.  d:

Granted, you get Lisa Simpsons tooth universe, they also shrink you down and you're trapped on it.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1044 on: October 28, 2012, 05:01:53 am »
Granted, but a psychopath with a grenade launcher turns up at your first concert together and the results are rather messy.

I wish for stuff.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1045 on: October 28, 2012, 08:47:05 am »
Granted but stuff is messed up by your corrupted wish.

I wish I could fall back asleep.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1046 on: October 28, 2012, 10:12:42 am »
Granted. Your spine has fallen asleep.

I wish I didn't have a crush on my cousin.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1047 on: October 29, 2012, 07:55:02 am »
Granted, you now have a crush on your mother instead.

I wish for meat pies.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1048 on: October 29, 2012, 09:00:26 am »
Granted but they're completely spoiled.

I wish that I didn't leave my game in someone's car.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1049 on: October 29, 2012, 10:05:29 am »
Granted. It is now in someone's truck.

I wish I had a beer. Wait, too general. I wish I had a whole non leaking bottle of really good beer that was at the correct temperature and not poison or yucky or weak or non alcoholic.
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