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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #270 on: January 29, 2012, 12:09:03 pm »
Granted, guess what your mum's having for dinner?

I wish there were more hours in the night.

Wish granted.  Nightmare Moon arrives and plunges the world into eternal darkness

I wish I could travel abroad in the near future.

Note:  I thought you were going to corrupt my wish by saying that people riot when I can't keep up with demand.  That's how I would've corrupted it. XD
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #271 on: January 29, 2012, 06:50:11 pm »
Granted but your killed by angry natives


I wish my Filipino neighbor would stop blaring his music so loud at 2:00 AM

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #272 on: January 29, 2012, 07:32:03 pm »
Granted, he blares it loud at 1:00 AM

I wish I had a deep understanding of The Odyssey so I could write the best literary analysis paper ever.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #273 on: January 29, 2012, 10:43:31 pm »
Wish granted.  You now don't understand anything not mentioned in the story.

I wish that furries didn't have such a nasty reputation.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #274 on: January 29, 2012, 10:44:46 pm »
Granted. But now everyone thinks the Kathy Griffin "Tired Hooker" bit is true.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #275 on: January 29, 2012, 10:47:22 pm »
Wish granted.  The forum is now full of useless fucking spam and adbots.

I wish I could spend one day as a female.

Note:  I totally don't get the corruption reference, rosenewock21.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #276 on: January 29, 2012, 10:59:22 pm »
Granted. For the entirety of that one day you have the most intense period any woman anywhere has ever experienced.

I wish I had a modicum of shame.

(Also, this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xHD15Vlag" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4xHD15Vlag</a>

Starts around 2:20 but the whole thing is funny. To paraphrase "So they dress up like Halloween but it isn't. And then they fuck each other like it's Christmas. But it isn't. And it's all you're an animal. I'm an animal!" This semi-scaley approves.)
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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #277 on: January 30, 2012, 11:17:40 am »
Granted. You are now an Irish RC nun with the shame of the sinful world upon your shoulders.

I wish for the Higgs Boson to be found at 134 GEV.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #278 on: January 30, 2012, 12:53:26 pm »
Granted:  The person chosed to announce it is more boring than Brian Cox (physics guy not the actor) and everyone ignores him.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #279 on: January 30, 2012, 05:14:42 pm »
Granted, you're on fire.

I wish for a halting oracle.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #280 on: January 30, 2012, 05:21:36 pm »
Wish granted.  You have a really buggy copy of BlueJ on your computer now.

I wish I could have my OC pony (even if they had to change the cutie mark from something that's not a laptop) on MLP: FiM as a background pony.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #281 on: January 31, 2012, 04:36:04 am »
Granted, your pony is now featured on Messy Lesbian Porn: Faeces is Magic.

I wish I had more free time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #282 on: January 31, 2012, 05:47:23 am »
Granted, you lose your job or school, or whatever is important to you which causes you not to have free time.

I wish I had the money for cloths shopping.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #283 on: January 31, 2012, 09:00:51 am »
Granted, you have thousands of dollars worth of coupons, redeemable for all the cloths you could ever want.

I wish for some cheese burgers.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #284 on: January 31, 2012, 10:02:25 am »
Granted, they are school lunch grade cheeseburgers.

I wish for some test subjects
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