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There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.
Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.
Granted. You ignore the problem and it gets worse.I wish I had Pinkie Sense.
Pardon the interruption, good sir/lady; there are aspects of your behavior that I find quite unbecoming, and I must insist most strenuously that I be permitted to assist in resolving these behaviors through the repeated high-velocity cranial introduction of particularly firm building materials.
GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE OR I WILL PUT A CAP IN YO ASS!
Granted, but Newt Gingrich used it to wipe his ass.I wish I wish for some salami.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?
Wish granted. You have a horribly charred steak.I wish for bullet-time skills.
Granted. You make horrible wishes of a totally different kind.I wish I could blink and have my stuff automatically packed for the move.