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Offline rageaholic

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Please be a poe!!!
« on: January 30, 2012, 08:35:22 pm »
Liberals Are Evil

This could also go in R and P, but I put it here because it's more of a political issue.  The article fails in so many ways that it almost comes across as a parody.  Here's a small excert.

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Liberals dominate the media. They rule the schools. Liberals stack the leadership of the American Medical Association and the American Bar Association. They control most of the major foundations and they manage some of the most influential companies in America. Liberals line the ranks of the environmental groups, animal rights groups, and anti-war organizations. And don't forget Hollywood which cannot turn out a movie, it seems, without an anti-war message, a gratuitous homosexual theme, or an end-of –the world scenario caused by global warming.
 

We must remember that liberalism is not just a system of bad ideas. It is a religion with its priests, creeds, confessions, and dogmas. Liberals worship the system, their church. They gladly sacrifice themselves and anyone else, friend or foe, who gets in the way of the cause. They are more religious than most Christians. They are more dedicated than most Christians. I'm sorry, it's just a fact and I'll bet 99% of pastors will agree with me.

Yes, he claims that animal rights and anti war messages are evil. 

-He then goes on using the bible, using the arguement: god said it's wrong, therefore it's wrong. 

-Uses the strawman of Liberals killing babies (abortion) and caring more about the rights of the killer than the victim.

-Blames the minimum wage laws for unemployment and claims that we want people stuck on the welfare system.

-Accuses Liberals of stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. 

-Blames them for wanting prayer out of school, claiming that schools are now "the devils playground".

I want to believe this is a poe since this is so poorly written, but with people Glenn Beck invading the airways, I'm not so sure anymore. 

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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 08:46:31 pm »
And here's part 2

Couldn't even finish it, too much religious bullshit. 

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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 08:46:44 pm »
He might be serious. As over-the-top as it is, he is selling books and the comments on the site appear to be legit.

http://www.worldviewweekend.com/secure/store/product.php?ProductID=1044

I actually sent an email off to him asking if his site is for real or is intended as comedy.
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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 10:06:25 pm »
A thought occurs to me. Believers in conspiracy theories such as this...believe their enemies are over 9000 times more competent than their side.

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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 10:10:50 pm »
A thought occurs to me. Believers in conspiracy theories such as this...believe their enemies are over 9000 times more competent than their side.

Yeah, but a negative number times 9000 is still a negative number.

That negative number, of course, is these conspiracy theorists' average IQ.
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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2012, 12:32:33 am »
I'm gonna say...this is legit. They're even hawking Michael Reagan's book on the site, plus the obligatory plug for a company that deals in gold.

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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2012, 04:04:09 am »
Oh, of course it's a massive conspiracy bigger than you can possibly imagine.  Heck, even reality itself has a well known liberal bias.

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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 09:22:29 am »
I want to hit something.
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Re: Please be a poe!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 10:18:42 am »
I'm going to say that this is sadly a legitimate wack-a-doodle.

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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 06:41:50 pm »
Liberals are also infamous for driving 55 mph in 45 mph zones.
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 11:42:32 am »
I'm just picturing this in German and with "liberal" replaced with "Juden"

Sorry, someone had to Godwin.

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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2012, 03:10:48 pm »
Liberals are also infamous for driving 55 mph in 45 mph zones.

Liberals are the reason cereal gets soggy in milk.
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