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Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« on: February 25, 2012, 01:26:51 pm »
They don't like a black president. Straight from a birthers mouth and lawsuit:

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Barack Hussein Obama II, a.k.a. Barack Hussein Obama, a.ka. Barack H. Obama has the race status of being a “mulatto.” Barack Obama’s father (Barack Hussein Obama I) was a full blood Negro being born Nyang’oma Kogelo, Nyanza Province, Kenya and raised in the Colony of Kenya. Barack Obama’s mother (Stanley Ann Dunham) was a white Caucasian woman being born in Wichita, Kansas on November 29, 1942 and raised in the state of Washington and in the state of Hawaii.



As stated above, for an Individual to be a candidate for the office of president of the United States, the candidate must meet the qualifications set forth in the United States Constitution and one of those qualifications is that the Candidate shall be a “natural born citizen” of the United States. As Barack Hussein Obama II is of the “mulatto” race, his status of citizenship is founded upon the Fourteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. Before the [purported] ratification of the Fourteenth Amendment, the race of “Negro” or “mulatto” had no standing to be citizens of the United States under the United States Constitution.

As the fourteenth amendment is only a grant of “civil rights” and not a grant of “political rights” Barack Hussein Obama II does not have and “political rights” under any provision of the United States Constitution to hold any Public Office of the United States government.

Um, political rights are civil rights, dumbass.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/02/24/lawsuit-claims-obama-cant-be-president-because-hes-black-seriously/
« Last Edit: February 25, 2012, 01:28:32 pm by gyeonghwa »
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 01:42:52 pm »
They actually admitted it? What a bunch of tards.


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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2012, 03:49:43 pm »
As I've said on the Allspark where I first ran into this, how many judges is he going to kill with laughter over this?

Ironbite-and how soon does it get laughed out of court?

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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 04:06:36 pm »
That's just astonishing. That in 2012 someone would publicly make the argument that black people are not full citizens of the United States is just bewildering.
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2012, 04:13:21 pm »
Makes as much sense as anything else they've had to say.
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2012, 05:23:48 pm »
Wanna know something funny?  Obama has no slave ancestors.  So the reasoning he's using here...DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE IN THE SLIGHTEST!

Ironbite-but hey at least this guy's honest.

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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2012, 06:02:34 pm »
Even if his argument had slight merit, it doesn't matter what the Constitution said before the 14th. He didn't run for President before the 14th, nor was he born before the 14th. So... irrelevant much?
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2012, 06:12:55 pm »
He's trying to say that (A) the amendment was never actually ratified & (B) it doesn't grant the right to run for office.

Basically deny, deny, deny.

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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2012, 10:43:30 pm »
I can’t wait to hear what the judge has to say to that.
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2012, 10:45:47 pm »
Well, since Orly Taitz lost to a table, I can only assume that these people will lose to floor lint.

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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2012, 05:33:20 am »
Well, since Orly Taitz lost to a table, I can only assume that these people will lose to floor lint.

You're kidding, right?

The kinds of people who lose debates against floor lint aren't NEARLY as stupid as these goldchewers.
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2012, 06:14:51 am »
That's just astonishing. That in 2012 someone would publicly make the argument that black people are not full citizens of the United States is just bewildering.

I was quite gobsmacked to read it.

I'm sure there're plenty of people who think black people shouldn't be citizens out there, but someone actually trying to mount a legal case built on the idea? That's a special kind of special.
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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2012, 06:42:55 am »
What's, next after they lose this one?  The election was invalid because black people got full votes instead of 3/5, as originally written in the constitution?

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Re: Finally, the birthers admitting to the truth of their movement
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2012, 08:14:21 am »
What's, next after they lose this one?  The election was invalid because black people got full votes instead of 3/5, as originally written in the constitution?
I would respond that the 3/5ths compromise never gave blacks votes wait that gives them more ammo.  crap such stupidity from these people