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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #675 on: July 27, 2013, 12:53:34 am »
Based on my experience as a writer of terrible dialogue, I can say with some degree of confidence that that conversation never took place and the author is afflicted with my same condition.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #676 on: July 27, 2013, 06:44:12 am »
More multiple bullshit:







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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #677 on: July 27, 2013, 08:23:41 am »
I have a hard time believing this story to be true:

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I just recently moved to a new city and I was unfamiliar with a lot of the retail stores, and I accidentally stepped into a plus-size store.
Clerk: Uh, can I help you?
Me: Well, I’m new in town and looking for some trendy stores to shop in.
Clerk: Well, you’re not going to find anything here.
Me: Excuse me?
Clerk: This is a plus-sized store, like have you heard of that notion?  We don’t cater to skinny-ass anorexic bitches here.
Me: Uh… oh wow, I mean… there’s no need to speak to me like that… I didn’t know…
Clerk: Sure you didn’t, you skinny skanks are all alike, you come in here and try to oppress us fatties right out of our own stores! Get out, and don’t forget to check your damn privilege on the way out!

This is just pathetic, really. If you're going to make up a story in an attempt to support your cause, try to at least use some plausible dialogue.


More multiple bullshit:

It's like they're admitting they're full of shit.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #678 on: July 27, 2013, 08:32:28 am »
More multiple bullshit:

It's like they're admitting they're full of shit.
a) I don't think that this meme is being done by those "multiple" folks. I always thought it was a parody.
b) I remember when I first heard about this whole thingy was from a post where someone was talking about their experiences being with headmates. They specifically said that they were afraid of watching movies or such because the new headmates might be too scary as the realism might make them fall into uncanny valley area. So they only watched cartoons and comics because those headmates were easier to handle.

I think at some point the person was talking about how Sephiroth or some other villain was a troublesome headmate and had to be subdued or something.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #679 on: July 27, 2013, 08:38:39 am »
^^ It eventually turned into a parody, but it was originally started by "multiples" to bitch about their problems.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #680 on: July 27, 2013, 09:57:01 am »
Can a headmate have its own headmate?
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #681 on: July 27, 2013, 10:02:12 am »
Can a headmate have its own headmate?
Indeed they can, apparently. No only that, but a headmate's headmate can also have headmates of their own.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #682 on: July 27, 2013, 10:12:56 am »
Can a headmate have its own headmate?
Indeed they can, apparently. No only that, but a headmate's headmate can also have headmates of their own.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #683 on: July 27, 2013, 12:09:51 pm »






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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #684 on: July 27, 2013, 12:52:16 pm »
I saw this one comment saying that minimum wage is "white privilidge."

It had more and tried to justify that claim but unfortunately my mind just did not comprehend those poor words that had been mangled into a mockery of sentences. Something about only those with privileges being able to have "rights" and therefore something something privilege.

But now I can't seem to find it anymore. Well that's not a great loss.
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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #685 on: July 27, 2013, 01:23:57 pm »
I have a hard time believing this story to be true:

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I just recently moved to a new city and I was unfamiliar with a lot of the retail stores, and I accidentally stepped into a plus-size store.
Clerk: Uh, can I help you?
Me: Well, I’m new in town and looking for some trendy stores to shop in.
Clerk: Well, you’re not going to find anything here.
Me: Excuse me?
Clerk: This is a plus-sized store, like have you heard of that notion?  We don’t cater to skinny-ass anorexic bitches here.
Me: Uh… oh wow, I mean… there’s no need to speak to me like that… I didn’t know…
Clerk: Sure you didn’t, you skinny skanks are all alike, you come in here and try to oppress us fatties right out of our own stores! Get out, and don’t forget to check your damn privilege on the way out!

This reminds me of that Pretty Woman scene where they won't let her buy the clothes.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #686 on: July 27, 2013, 01:31:37 pm »
I have a hard time believing this story to be true:

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I just recently moved to a new city and I was unfamiliar with a lot of the retail stores, and I accidentally stepped into a plus-size store.
Clerk: Uh, can I help you?
Me: Well, I’m new in town and looking for some trendy stores to shop in.
Clerk: Well, you’re not going to find anything here.
Me: Excuse me?
Clerk: This is a plus-sized store, like have you heard of that notion?  We don’t cater to skinny-ass anorexic bitches here.
Me: Uh… oh wow, I mean… there’s no need to speak to me like that… I didn’t know…
Clerk: Sure you didn’t, you skinny skanks are all alike, you come in here and try to oppress us fatties right out of our own stores! Get out, and don’t forget to check your damn privilege on the way out!

No way is this true. No way. No reasonably trained sales clerk would act like this.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #687 on: July 27, 2013, 02:46:52 pm »

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #688 on: July 27, 2013, 03:43:47 pm »
The funny thing is, I can actually conceive of a social justice weirdo getting a job in retail & acting like that when she thinks no one is looking.

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Re: Worst of Social Justice
« Reply #689 on: July 27, 2013, 05:32:17 pm »
Can a headmate have its own headmate?
Indeed they can, apparently. No only that, but a headmate's headmate can also have headmates of their own.

If headmates can have headmates* of their own, and the whole "factive" thing establishes that you can have an actual living person as a headmate, then I believe the logical next question is: Can A have B as headmate, who has C, who has D .... who has A, starting the cycle over again? Infinite recursion depth!

And of course, the obvious question after that is: Does Douglas Hofstadter have himself as a headmate?

*I'm sure the tumblrs have more specific terminology for this, differentiating "having a headmate" in the "system containing individual" and "individual sharing the head with other individual" interpretations, I mean the former in this case. Better formalised as "Can the set A have B as member, where B is a set that has A as a member? Of course, this violates Z-F set theory, but I doubt they would care.



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