The Atheist should self censor.

[Atheism Exposed]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

[Auggziliary]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Wut

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Oh shit, he's got us there. We atheists (because everyone on this forum is totally an atheist) are all in league with one another, connected in a vast atheistic network. It doesn't matter if it's British politicians or people on a moderately attended forum, we're basically the Legion of Doom, conspiring to *gasp* advance human rights. So I'm glad that you told us, specifically, to get our "disgusting perversions" out of your church, because we totally have power over that. Hang on, I'm on the line with members of the Bilderberg group but I'll give David Cameron a ring in just a few, okay?

[Witchyjoshy]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Uh...

Catholicism is, by its very definition, not atheist.

Also, it is the very constituents of the Anglican Church that are calling for equality in the priesthood.  Catholic Church has literally nothing to do with this -- especially since it's far FAR behind the Anglican Church socially anyways.  (You won't see women in the priesthood, nor open homosexuals.)

Not to mention gay rights and women's rights are not 'atheist'.  They're liberal.  The two words are not synonymous, no matter how much you force them to be.

Look at yourself.  Is this really what God wants you to do?  The one who sent his very son to you?

You are wanting to turn the Anglican church into the Catholic Church minus the pope.  Is that really what you want?

By the way, I'm not an atheist.  I'm a (male) witch who is considering Wicca.  Do you wish to burn me at the stake?

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Look at yourself.  Is this really what God wants you to do?  The one who sent his very son to you?

You must have missed the lost Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt be a total douchenozzle to people you do not know on the Internet.

[Atheism Exposed]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Uh...

Catholicism is, by its very definition, not atheist.

Also, it is the very constituents of the Anglican Church that are calling for equality in the priesthood.  Catholic Church has literally nothing to do with this -- especially since it's far FAR behind the Anglican Church socially anyways.  (You won't see women in the priesthood, nor open homosexuals.)

Not to mention gay rights and women's rights are not 'atheist'.  They're liberal.  The two words are not synonymous, no matter how much you force them to be.

Look at yourself.  Is this really what God wants you to do?  The one who sent his very son to you?

You are wanting to turn the Anglican church into the Catholic Church minus the pope.  Is that really what you want?

By the way, I'm not an atheist.  I'm a (male) witch who is considering Wicca.  Do you wish to burn me at the stake?

No Church that hopes to remain open to new members will ever be free from Antitheist infiltration. 

If you had actually read my post you would see I am not likening my church to Catholicism but setting us apart.  The Vatican, over the last century, has opened itself up to Atheistic child molesters and Darwinists in an attempt to maintain its user base in the face of Atheist social crusaders who demand these things be acceptable and that all churches be forced to conform.

I would really rather not see my church fall to that level...

[Witchyjoshy]

I already know you're a poe, but I'll entertain one last post.

No Church that hopes to remain open to new members will ever be free from Antitheist infiltration.

Why would an antitheist set one foot near religion unless they were forced to by the religious?

If you had actually read my post you would see I am not likening my church to Catholicism but setting us apart.

And if you had actually read my post, I'm saying that your very desires would drag the church closer to Catholicism than you realize.

The Vatican, over the last century, has opened itself up to Atheistic child molesters and Darwinists in an attempt to maintain its user base

Churches are not websites, they don't have "user bases", they have congregations.  Another poe slip up.

in the face of Atheist social crusaders who demand these things be acceptable and that all churches be forced to conform.

Every Atheist I know condemns child molestors.  Every.  Atheist.

I would really rather not see my church fall to that level...

And yet that's what you're asking for

[R. U. Sirius]

AE:

The Bible itself says "God is love." Your words and actions show a distinct lack of God in your thinking.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Uh...

Catholicism is, by its very definition, not atheist.

Also, it is the very constituents of the Anglican Church that are calling for equality in the priesthood.  Catholic Church has literally nothing to do with this -- especially since it's far FAR behind the Anglican Church socially anyways.  (You won't see women in the priesthood, nor open homosexuals.)

Not to mention gay rights and women's rights are not 'atheist'.  They're liberal.  The two words are not synonymous, no matter how much you force them to be.

Look at yourself.  Is this really what God wants you to do?  The one who sent his very son to you?

You are wanting to turn the Anglican church into the Catholic Church minus the pope.  Is that really what you want?

By the way, I'm not an atheist.  I'm a (male) witch who is considering Wicca.  Do you wish to burn me at the stake?

No Church that hopes to remain open to new members will ever be free from Antitheist infiltration. 

If you had actually read my post you would see I am not likening my church to Catholicism but setting us apart.  The Vatican, over the last century, has opened itself up to Atheistic child molesters and Darwinists in an attempt to maintain its user base in the face of Atheist social crusaders who demand these things be acceptable and that all churches be forced to conform.

I would really rather not see my church fall to that level...

So he's basically accusing atheists of every evil deed short of conspiring with the Borg?

[Scotsgit]

I figured american because... well... most of the brits I know consider the COE a bit of a joke. Including the Christians.

No, the CofE is seen as such because it's famous for being completely out of touch with what's going on around it.  Just look at what happened when the 'Occupy' people started camping outside, the place closed its doors to them.  There may be one or two of the clergy living in the real world, the rest seem to think they're living in the fluffy world of Miss Marple.

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In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

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You know, I've read some rubbish in my time, but that takes the biscuit.  But you've put a point forward, care to prove it?

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Actually, what has brought the CofE to this is their eternal toadying to whoever's in power, being part of the establishment and doing things like standing up for the poor and oppressed in society.  Instead, they've gone along with whoever was in power, be it the local lord or the Government.  No wonder people left in their droves.

[Thejebusfire]

The CofE is widely considered to be such because the Atheist cult has effectively used its political machinations to hamstring it over the last hundred years.

In days past it was a beacon of hope and morality, the truest form of christianity and the ONLY Christian social structure free of the strangling grip of the atheist-infused Catholic church. 

But successive generations of Atheistic politicians have brought us to the point where the ordaining of women and homosexuals to the priesthood isn't a matter for internal discussion, it's practically a mandate of the Atheist political establishment. 

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

Oh no! Not the equal rights!

[JohnE]

Do you have any evidence that Catholic priest child molesters are atheists? Or is it just your preconceived notion that bad person = atheist?

[Nightangel8212]

could be he has stuff he has to do IRL.

This might be the first successful use of deductive reasoning by an Atheist. 

Some of us work for a living...

WRONG! Not an Atheist. I'm Pagan. Believe it or not, there ARE people who have religions on this board, hun. The only ones we're after are the rabid fundamentalists, not the moderates.

[ironbite]

could be he has stuff he has to do IRL.

This might be the first successful use of deductive reasoning by an Atheist. 

Some of us work for a living...

And what we don't?  Is that what you're saying?

Ironbite-oh sweetheart....YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR HERE!  Hold my beer...I'm going in dry.

[Osama bin Bambi]

Get your disgusting perversions out of my church, this I demand!

No.



All your church are belong to us.