I MIGHT BE DYING. The project I've been beating my head with a 2x4 over for the past several weeks might be done! Fuck my database class, fuck JavaScript, fuck Node.js, and fuck this bullshit! Whomever thought "Oh, I know! I'LL MAKE IT SO YOU CAN DO WEB APIS IN JAVASCRIPT!" should be taken out back and shot.
I need a fucking drink, and its Tuesday.