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Random Gal:
Thought I'd add another popular internet game to the forum.

A huge vending machine stands before you! You can put in whatever you like and receive something else in return, usually related to whatever you put in.

Example:

Person 1: I insert a cow.

Person 2: You get a bottle of milk.
Person 2: I insert a meteor.

Person 3: You get a bunch of squished dinosaurs.
Person 3: I insert Rush Limbaugh.

Person 4: You get a steaming pile of bullshit. Er, I mean, you get Rush Limbaugh back. It's kind of hard to tell the difference.
Person 4: I insert a kitten.

and so on.

So I'll start by inserting a kitten.

Art Vandelay:
You get the broken and bloody remains of a kitten you just forced through a vending machine. You asshole.

I insert my dick.

Podkayne:
The broken and bloody remains of your dick you just forced through a vending machine.

A painting of a sailing ship being towed by steam tugs.

QueenofHearts:

--- Quote from: Podkayne on March 12, 2012, 12:31:50 pm ---
A painting of a sailing ship being towed by steam tugs.

--- End quote ---

You get a painting of steam tugs being towed by sailing ships

I'll put in my cell phone.

Sleepy:
You get Bieber's cell phone number.

I insert Kansas.

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