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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2012, 04:37:38 pm »
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2012, 05:50:13 pm »
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2012, 06:09:42 pm »
One part that always makes me see red is the stupid ass quote "Well, if you execute a murderer, he can't kill again", because its easy to just trade out words and still work.

"Well, if you execute a thief, he can't steal again"

"Well, if you execute an abuser, he can't assault again"

If you execute Rick Santorum, he can't run for President.

Ironbite-there may be an upside there.

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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2012, 06:31:19 pm »
The actions of the state are tantamount to murder. They killed people in the full knowledge they were not guilty of any crime, because they would rather not have any 'lesser' population. In my book, that's murder. In my book, that's genocide.
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2012, 06:55:26 pm »
As the Onion said in their atlas Our Dumb World, "Everything Sucks Bigger in Texas."
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2012, 07:24:21 pm »
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2012, 07:44:03 pm »
I think a squadron of Sturmoviks might be just the tool for fixing the problem.
None of the messy carpet bombing stuff, just hit the targets we need to hit.
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2012, 07:46:46 pm »
Gonna have to give the point to Celestia, there. She’s got more style.

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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2012, 10:29:42 pm »
One part that always makes me see red is the stupid ass quote "Well, if you execute a murderer, he can't kill again", because its easy to just trade out words and still work.

"Well, if you execute a thief, he can't steal again"

"Well, if you execute an abuser, he can't assault again"

If you execute Rick Santorum, he can't run for President.

Ironbite-there may be an upside there.

And if you execute Rick Perry, he can't execute more people.

But then again, this is Texas...

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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2012, 10:32:35 pm »
For those who don't watch Spongebob, the .gif above is from the episode mocking Texas.
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2012, 10:51:06 pm »
I still prefer Celestia. :P
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2012, 10:52:07 pm »
For those who don't watch Spongebob, the .gif above is from the episode mocking Texas.

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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2012, 10:59:45 pm »
Hmmm. Maybe we should just make a Texas-bashing thread!

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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2012, 11:37:57 pm »
i thought this was a Texas bashing thread. We're just focusing on Harris County. Should be plenty of material to work with, I do believe Houston is in that county. (But I honestly can't be bothered to check.) One of you young'uns go do my fact checking for me.
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Re: Harris County, Texas.
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2012, 01:08:22 am »
All right, gramps.  But you have to tell us about your time in the War.