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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2013, 01:46:04 am »
What if he does find another sexual partner? Would they legally be considered a necrophiliac?

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2013, 05:49:37 pm »
Also, imagine the kerfuffle if they tried to pass laws specifically to keep him from taking advantage of his deceased status (like not paying taxes). Would they have to hold actual corpses to the law?
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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2013, 05:55:28 pm »
Poor guy. If I were declared legally dead but still alive... well...



I'd probably move to another country, get some false papers obviously and just live another life somewhere. Maybe that one would be slightly successful.

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2013, 06:12:06 pm »
You are aware of why he faked his own death right?

Ironbite-to get out of paying alimony to his wife.

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2013, 07:16:04 pm »
Its like the plot to a soap opera.
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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2013, 03:29:01 pm »
You are aware of why he faked his own death right?

Ironbite-to get out of paying alimony to his wife.

If that's the case, then....

KEEP HIM "DEAD" so his wife can continue getting money!

What a bum!

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2013, 03:37:21 pm »
You are aware of why he faked his own death right?

Ironbite-to get out of paying alimony to his wife.

If that's the case, then....

KEEP HIM "DEAD" so his wife can continue getting money!

What a bum!

Alimony is such a parasitic institution. If there's one thing I tentatively agree with the MRAs about, it's that they want to get rid of alimony.
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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2013, 04:04:37 pm »
Really?  And how would a mother, who just had her primary income earner just divorce her and not leave her with anything, raise her kids on?

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2013, 04:11:43 pm »
Really?  And how would a mother, who just had her primary income earner just divorce her and not leave her with anything, raise her kids on?

Ironbite-candy clouds and unicorn farts?

Since when are men "the primary income earners"? This is the 21st century.
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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2013, 04:26:16 pm »
Rolls eyes at Ironchew you do know if they don't have a job and are uneducated then alimony is essential.  That and even if they work and make the same the person with custody has a higher burden due to having to pay for the children

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2013, 05:01:37 pm »
Really?  And how would a mother, who just had her primary income earner just divorce her and not leave her with anything, raise her kids on?

Ironbite-candy clouds and unicorn farts?

Since when are men "the primary income earners"? This is the 21st century.

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2013, 06:06:12 pm »
Now I want to draw an MRA bridge

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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2013, 07:01:43 pm »
What I want to know anyway is why is there a statute of limitations on being declared alive? ???
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Re: Guy declared dead, turns up alive, is still dead
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2013, 11:46:59 am »
Anyone else reminded of Catch-22?
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