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Offline Second Coming of Madman

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Florida reaches all-time high.
« on: January 06, 2015, 06:11:39 pm »
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Reptile-Shop-Owner-Hit-Employees-With-Bearded-Dragon-Lizard-BSO-287535551.html

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A South Florida reptile store owner is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after authorities say he struck employees with a bearded dragon lizard and put it in his mouth.

That's one way to improve morale.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2015, 06:15:29 pm »
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 06, 2015, 06:11:39 pm
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Reptile-Shop-Owner-Hit-Employees-With-Bearded-Dragon-Lizard-BSO-287535551.html

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A South Florida reptile store owner is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after authorities say he struck employees with a bearded dragon lizard and put it in his mouth.

That's one way to improve morale.

the beatings with exotics pets will continue until morale improves. only in florida, people, where even animal abusers have an artistic flair.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2015, 07:28:42 pm »
Quote from: guizonde on January 06, 2015, 06:15:29 pm
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 06, 2015, 06:11:39 pm
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Reptile-Shop-Owner-Hit-Employees-With-Bearded-Dragon-Lizard-BSO-287535551.html

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A South Florida reptile store owner is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after authorities say he struck employees with a bearded dragon lizard and put it in his mouth.

That's one way to improve morale.

the beatings with exotics pets will continue until morale improves. only in florida, people, where even animal abusers have an artistic flair.

"Artistic flair" or "undiagnosed mental disorders"?
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2015, 07:33:33 pm »
Quote from: Ultimate Paragon on January 06, 2015, 07:28:42 pm
Quote from: guizonde on January 06, 2015, 06:15:29 pm
Quote from: Second Coming of Madman on January 06, 2015, 06:11:39 pm
http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Reptile-Shop-Owner-Hit-Employees-With-Bearded-Dragon-Lizard-BSO-287535551.html

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A South Florida reptile store owner is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after authorities say he struck employees with a bearded dragon lizard and put it in his mouth.

That's one way to improve morale.

the beatings with exotics pets will continue until morale improves. only in florida, people, where even animal abusers have an artistic flair.

"Artistic flair" or "undiagnosed mental disorders"?

is there a difference?
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2015, 12:34:19 am »
There is a difference. It depends on how good your lawyer is how big that difference is.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2015, 03:55:52 am »
My lawyer better be good or I'm beating him over the head with a monitor lizard.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2015, 04:22:13 am »
Quote from: niam2023 on January 07, 2015, 03:55:52 am
My lawyer better be good or I'm beating him over the head with a monitor lizard.
That is a mistake. He would just sue you and you will notice a sudden rise in competence when he is trying to squeeze every penny out of you.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2015, 04:36:53 am »
Then I'll hire a lawyer to fight that lawyer, and if he fails, well, I will commence ordering my battle-trained cockatoo to attack him.
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Re: Florida reaches all-time high.
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2015, 02:34:51 pm »
We're not even a week into 2015 and Florida's already out-Florida'd itself. Good job, you magnificent bastards.
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